tumbled toast

doomed by the narrative (that i wrote)

made it to the bridge and it’s already burning

I love playing games I can't win (shoutout solitaire)

hm this bruise kinda hurts i should poke it more

it’s crawl under the porch season!

sleep schedule gap relationship

night is so quiet and beautiful and peacefully hazy surely there is no correlation between staying up late and the horrific screeching mornings that follow

no yeah i think someone should patch the college update. roll back the Consequences of Actions. admin turn on cheats please

i think if i sit very still it’ll all go away and surely hours will not pass in the meantime

i only play chess because i can’t play checkers but i can’t tell the pieces apart regardless so what are we even doing here

no no you don’t understand the next reel i scroll past is gonna get me to enlightenment. the one after this. any day now.

call me a vinegarette cause i'm out here making word salad!

two wrongs may not make a right but two forgets make a remember

see if I had more time to think about doing work I would but unfortunately I am already busy making novel and earth-shattering realizations like I Need Water to Live, My Friends Usually Don't Hate Me, and I Need To Do Work In Order to Pass My Classes wait a minute oh no

gotta peel this guy open like a pomegranate!

there is something about walking through a patch of sidewalk with no wifi that makes me reeeeally reeeeeally wanna open a website Right Now