no cool kids allowed

aka that trevor/tentacle creature, lowkey trevor/ryan fic i started like half a year ago for…somebody? i forget who, it’s been a while, hello new followers and goodbye new followers i’m sure rating: rockin’ out with their cocks out  content: i mean, it’s tentacle sex. it’s consensual, trevor 100% knows what he’s getting into, but there are tentacles going into places in a sexy manner. also featuring ryan getting off on trevor getting off on getting dicked by tentacles, also ryan being a nerd, also trevor rolling his eyes a lot on ao3 excerpt:

“Trevor?”

He’s not sure how he’d forgotten Ryan was there on the comm, still listening. What are the chances that Ryan hasn’t heard the desperate noises he’s been making?

“You sound, uh. Is everything okay?”

Death. Death should come now.

“Do I sound like I’m in pain to you, Ryan?” Trevor grates out, kicking out slightly when he feels something tugging at his pant leg.

“Well, uh, no. Not exactly. It’s more like—”

“I know what you think it sounds like!” Trevor says, a little shrill.

Griffin Mcelroy’s voice in my head: WeLcoME to BiG BaSs ChALlenGe mY naMes RaSCal, aRe yoU reADy to CaTch SomE biG BasS?????

sloane and hurley got the most fucking beautiful prose and visual from griffin, so beautiful in fact that i think that, like hozier, he was a lesbian in a past life

kravitz and taako got an entire literal Date in spite of how awkward griffin and justin have outright said it was to rp a date with their brother

carey and killian’s romance may have been a relatively background thing but it was always obvious, always developing long before griffin dropped the bomb officially

then OF the two het relationships, one is only referenced bc one member is dead but travis still manages to make it genuine and emotional instead of every Brooding Man With Dead Wife thing

and the other includes a canonically trans woman who is never fetishized or otherwise treated badly, who was even referred to as “assigned male at birth” as opposed to any offensive rhetoric. and she is with a guy who fell for her FIRST!!!!!! who was terrified to look like a fool in front of her, who sounds like the happiest man in all the planes to be with her. their romance was a slowburn that happened organically and is a MILLION times more dimensional than literally every other hetmance in anything ever