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@tulbaadel
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TRYING TO BE MORE ACTIVE ON MY SOCIALS, SINCE IT GIVES ME A REASON TO NOT DO MY BIOMEDICAL RESEARCH HAHA
INSTAGRAM IS WHERE I AM MOST UP TO DATE AND POST MY COLLECTION OFTEN
https://www.instagram.com/tulbaadel/?hl=en
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I've mupping relapsed
ME ON AMI AMI
you're doing a really bad job at being dead
im SORRY okay i'm really done for real this time i cant let this blog consume me again. it was all a JOKE its not thereal me. I woke up this morning shaking all over my body and I grabbed my phone and typed in the kermit tag and scrolled and scrolled until I found muppet hole. I cant do this again. I need to be here for my son.
Stop asking me in my inbox how I feel about the "hard launch." I do not care! Sure, I'm a phannie, but I also hate love. I have always head cannoned Phil and Dan as merely coworkers
Too late I’m a Phil/Kermit shipper now
You're dead meat
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If you must know why I relapsed into tumblr posting, I was innocently watching a You Tube Video when one of the You Tubers in question mentioned a fanfiction in which he was shipped with Kermit the Frog. This made me irrationally angry and jealous for one moment before I remembered, oh, right, it's over now. It was just a joke! A bit of comedy for the internet! I had given up such thoughts of Kermit being my lover and mine alone for quite some time. I had vowed to my wife to give up such folly. But then, the You Tuber began to describe Kermit's hole, as if it was his to touch and feel. And I felt true. Fucking. Rage. I dont care if I was just "playing a character." I dont care what I told my wife. Kermit's hole is MINE. DONT YOU FORGET IT.
KERMIT ONLY BELONGS TO THE JOKER AND POSSIBLY MISS PIGGY >:(
I lie awake at night thinking about His Hole. Was any of it real? I can't hold my wife unless I imagine she is Kermit. I miss his squelch as I sopped him wet with my seed. "For the joke!" I cried. I would fill him with my nectar. And laugh, and laugh. Like some kind of joke(r). I miss you, Kermit. Don't tell my wife. Don't tell my wife.
YOU THOUGHT YOU VANQUISHED @the-muppet-joker BUT THAT WASNT EVEN HIS FINAL FORM @strange-aeons
I USE TO PASS THIS PICTURE AROUND IN THE BOIS LOCKER ROOM AND ASK IF THEY WOULD JERK OF TO ALIEN GORON FROM THE 1967 TOKUSATSU ULTRASEVEN.
RM GOT KROKERED :(
On the outside always looking in..
ME, LOOKING AT ALL THE PEOPLE ENJOYING THEIR LABUBUS. #LABUBUFOMO
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Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.
I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.
Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.
Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.
Goodbye, Homosapiens
I Prevail || Breaking Down
WHAT KIND OF BROTHEL IS THIS?
LUKA LUKA, NIGHT FEVER🥰
ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR ACCOUNTS OF ALL TIME, JUST BLOCKED ME. I ONLY ASKED IF HE HAD ANY EROTICA. NOW ILL NEVER GET TO SEE HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF😰
NEVERMIND, MY FAVORITE TUMBLR ACCOUNT IS STILL FOLLOWING ME. PLS IGNORE MY ERROR TO ALL 3 OF MY FOLLOWERS. GOMEN😔
ONE OF MY FAVORITE TUMBLR ACCOUNTS OF ALL TIME, JUST BLOCKED ME. I ONLY ASKED IF HE HAD ANY EROTICA. NOW ILL NEVER GET TO SEE HIM WITH HIS SHIRT OFF😰
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EVERYONE GO BULLY TIKTOK SENPAI. THEY KEEP TAKING DOWN MY UZAKI CHAN POSTS😭
NURSE SONICO IS READY TO GIVE YOU, YOUR COVID BOOSTER SHOT🥰
