Misc

i do think oil executives should be considered mass murderers and treated as such. they knew this was going to happen

Paraguay implies the existence of Orthoguay

Ok, but what about Metaguay?

being mentally ill is so fucking boring. ive been bored since i was 11. perpetually

which sounds sooo whatever but living it is like. whole years just disappear. and tbh i didn’t realise genuine excitement was a feeling adults had. like when you were a kid and you were really looking forward to something. didn’t know that was still a thing for some people

it's been said a thousand times but "male loneliness epidemic" is just our entire generation's loneliness PANdemic. it's just the crisis of capitalism. almost all young people these days are lonely and depressed because of the crisis and decay of the system we live under and tbh the centering of "male loneliness" in this discussion is embarrassing but also a really understandable consequence of sexism & this current stage of culture war . "Oh won't someone think of the young men" oh won't someone think about class consciousness lol

its so stupid to me that being naked is an action to take as if being naked isnt the default human condition. like how come being clothed is mandatory, why cant people just be naked? a human body is not inherently traumatizing to people, and if you think it is then youve fallen victim to a system designed around subjugation and puritanism which is designed to strip you of your autonomy and encourage you to loathe yourself.

don’t hold back compliments, it could make someones day

before there was Online there was lying on the floor and studying the patterns of the carpet and tracing it with your finger

Abortion is good. Abortion is important. Abortion is a life-saving medical procedure and should be celebrated as much as we celebrate the existence and success of things like surgeries to remove tumors.

A friend threw a party to celebrate her ectopic pregnancy getting aborted. She made a banner that said "I lived" and we had cupcakes. I think that should be more common

Hell yeah!! That's really fucking cool and we should be doing way more abortion parties!!!

the thing about that weird stuff americans call cheese is that if you heat it a little it becomes an excellent burger condiment despite its failings in every other area. such is the fate of the american cultural product

the American 'cheese' slice was engineered by our best scientific minds (all borrowed from Germany ofc) to melt perfectly onto a burger and for nothing else. Its only purpose is to compliment the one true product of the American people. The hamburger. (also borrowed from Germany)

reeling a little at the implication that the Kraft Single was a product of operation paperclip

don’t you hate when you feel like you’re forgetting something but you can’t remember what it is because you forgot about it and the absence of what it’s supposed to be is so present in your brain it’s like a popup ad in the corner of your field of vision and you can’t close out of it and you can’t see what it says but you also can’t see past it either. am I making any sense at all

For me a big part of “sex work is work” is that sex work should be socially viewed as totally legitimate work. I should be able to put sex work on my resume. I should be able to lean on the skills and knowledge I gain in this field and have that experience be respected. Right now I have a gap in my resume. But I’m also consistently doing advertising, social media management, inventory, merchandising, customer service, upselling!!! I’m working self directed, I’m solely responsible for every aspect of my business. I deserve respect, fuck.

people like saying community when they mean demographic