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allison: every girl wants to date a prince/princess charming
agnes: why should i settle for a prince when i have a king that treats me like the queen i am?
hazel: *high fives her*
dave, to klaus: why can't we be like that?
klaus: because you're a peasant
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dave: can you turn on the lights?
klaus: i don't have to, you're the light of my life
dave: that's sweet, but i can't fucking see
five: listen up, assholes
vanya: *whimpers*
five: not you, vanya
five: you're an angel and we're thrilled to have you here
luther: shut up five. you're like, thirteen. let the big kids talk.
five: shut up luther, i'm like 58 and you're 25, so don't sass me young man.
luther:
five:
luther:
five: god, kids these days...
police officer that pulled klaus over: sir, you can't drink and drive
klaus: excuse me officer, but that's my emotional support vodka
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cha-cha, grabbing hazel by the shirt: SAY YOU'RE SORRY
hazel: I'M SORRY
cha-cha: WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
hazel, sobbing: FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE
five: my sarcasm has reached a dangerous level where even i don't know if i'm kidding or not
klaus: *kicks 'G' off 'Graveyard' sign*
klaus: let's get this party started
grace: you seem stressed
five: my boss just discovered some new slang.
the handler, running through the halls: YEET
five: NO
five: *coughs violently*
luther: don't die
five: don't you tell me what to do
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allison: hey, can you help me with something?
diego: yeah, of course, let me just...
diego: *puts away knives and polish*
diego: eudora!
eudora: yeah?
diego: i need to help allison with something, can you keep an eye on the baby?
eudora: sure!
allison: wait, you guys had a baby?!
diego: no, klaus is just staying over
diego: *hits head and passes out on ground*
vanya: quick! call 911!
klaus, panicking: what's their number?!
diego, waking up: bitch-
cha-cha: guess what's in the box!
hazel: donuts?
cha-cha: nope.
hazel: muffins?
cha-cha: nah.
hazel: corn dogs?
cha-cha: no.
hazel: chocolate?
cha-cha: no, it's not food.
hazel: then what's the point?
diego: your smile looks forced
vanya: it is
vanya: is there a spirit in this house?
ouija board: yes
klaus: good, your rent is $450 per month and it's due every 1st.
ouija board: what the fuck
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klaus: straight boys don't shut their mouths because if they did their lips would be touching and that's gay
allison: i love that we say "oh man" to express disappointment
vanya: because men are, in fact, disappointing