Love Me

Everyone say thank you american indigenous people for cultivating corn, potatoes, peppers, tomatoes, cacao, pumpkin, squash, and anything i missed. Makes life more meaningful globally

i'm full of love but i also have the hater's curse and once a day i gotta say some bitchy shit or i'll explode

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

Dating is easy af tbh. First, you make a great number of deranged and vividly insane personal posts on tumblr until someone dms you. Then you marry them.

Guys when I tell you I need to get railed, I need to get RAILED

this was my “my god, that was only last year?” 2020 moment

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

I keep reading these as either with french accents or the Chamberlain from The Dark Crystal Netflix series