Incredibly Profound or Deeply Stupid

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

This post is ancient and stupid but I still laugh whenever I see it

like to charge, reblog to cast.

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

I’m a lover by nature except for when I’m a wretched hater cunt bitch which I also am by nature

Reblogging this again now because DON’T GODDAMN FORGET

Five years later and guess what…

tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

do you ever think about dead versions of yourself that are fossilized in someone else's mind

i see that this one kind of fucked everyone up

Yes, exclusively

I don't get it.

Go turn on your sink faucet full blast. Then put a spoon bowl side up in the water stream.

What does that have to do with my dishwasher?

It's been 5 years.

& you know what it actually IS lifechanging to smile at strangers & say please & thank you & goodmorning & compliment someones outfit & help someone in need & be more accepting of loving other people just because they are other people!!!

This is what I'm saying. No need for drawn out conversations, just some acknowledgement that we're all people

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

May you end this week surrounded by the scent of pine boughs, mulled wine, laughter, and the joy of having 6submitted your Yuletide Treasure story early.