madison beer

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

jhugh86: haha, sadly no. i mean i'll take it, but yeah. it was. couldn't have done it without helly, but damn it was close. canada's scary lol. i hope so. we're gonna do what we can to finish strong. @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: see, so you know what to do to fix them. tbh i didnt even see how they got knocked out. one minute you had perfect teeth, the next, a bloody mouth. well yeah, it's a team effort for sure. canada's crazy lol. im sure you are. @/jhugh86

jhugh86: would've preferred to keep my teeth, but hey. glad we could go 2 for 2. @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: yeah, im sure. but it's not the first time you got your teeth knocked out. they're replaceable. im glad you guys could too! it was an amazing game. hopefully you can bring those wins back to the devils. @/jhugh86

_quinnhughes: nah, he thought he was next up lol. you have to know you're not everyone's type. some people prefer a more... natural look @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: im sorry to break his heart. lol i know im not everyone's type, but i also know im not average looking. and screw you, there's nothing fake about me. @_quinnhughes

_quinnhughes: oh wow. luke's gonna be so disappointed. but at least we both got teeth. but thanks, i think you're very average too @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: he'll be okay. he's too young for me anyway. veneers exist for a reason. it's just a couple teeth. you're welcome. i think you need to get your eyes checked because i know i'm above average. @_quinnhughes

jhugh86: 🦅🦅 @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: way to make america proud, jack! @/jhugh86

_quinnhughes: nah, that’s ellen. thought you’d know that since you’re so desperate for my brother(s) @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: BROTHERS?! nah, just one brother. jack's so hot. i can't deny it. you and luke are very... average. @_quinnhughes