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patrick: i know. yeah... i imagine it would be way worse if it were on purpose. which, yeah, can promise ya 1000% neither she nor i planned or really wanted it. it just, yeah. hey, least i'm not nick cannon level. 😂 hmm.

madison: i'd feel very played and tbh i'd get petty and tell her everything you and i were doing while you were trying to get another girl pregnant, fyi lol. but now i don't have to. so i guess the question is, what do you want moving forward? do you want her or are you still just trying to live the single life? i mean, true. you're no nick cannnon lol

madison: you like me so much, you got another girl pregnant. lol. sorry, it's just funny how that happened. i mean, honestly, you weren't the only guy i was talking to, but you were the one who caught my eye the most. why can't you wrap your head around it?

patrick: that's...not a good look, i know. but it was an accident, if that makes any difference. yeah, i sometimes wonder if i should just go get a snip at this point lol. oh. good to know. idk? figured the pretty boys were more your type 😂

madison: nope, not at all. i guess it does a little. makes it a little less... real. even though it's not, you know? lol you're way too fertile for your own good. yeah, it is good to know. i mean, i like a pretty boy, but there's something about a jock... super sexy. especially one that can make me laugh and show me that im worth something.

dm patrickmahomes: well no, i knew that, i'm not that dumb. i like you too. i just idk, didn't figure i was the only guy you were talking to, or didn't realize you liked me that much. i still can't fully wrap my head around that. i know. i'm sorry, madison. ok...good.

madison: you like me so much, you got another girl pregnant. lol. sorry, it's just funny how that happened. i mean, honestly, you weren't the only guy i was talking to, but you were the one who caught my eye the most. why can't you wrap your head around it?

dm patrickmahomes: yeah... i still don't fully get that? why you were so mad, i mean. but i'm sorry. i can promise you it wasn't intentional. no, but still. no. i didn't like it.

dm madisonbeer: really? the flirting, how much i wanted to spend time with you when we both had a free minute? but you don't get it? okay pat. i know the stereotype is that jocks aren't all that smart, but you've got to have some sort of clue that i liked you. im sure it wasn't, but it still hurt. okay, then im not mad anymore.

dm patrickmahomes: uh, you're not still pissed at me...?

dm madisonbeer: i was definitely at first, furious, actually. and jealous. but i took some time to think... it's not like we were anything serious. so you don't owe me anything. do you want me to still be mad at you?

patrickmahomes: what's that? @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: come to my room and i'll show you @/patrickmahomes

and the boy lived inside that tube forever. never to be seen or heard from again...

chacecrawford: alright riviera, let's get turnt

madisonbeer: lfg!!! @/chacecrawford

I annoy you so much it makes you wanna have sex with me

jhugh86: haha, sadly no. i mean i'll take it, but yeah. it was. couldn't have done it without helly, but damn it was close. canada's scary lol. i hope so. we're gonna do what we can to finish strong. @/madisonbeer

madisonbeer: see, so you know what to do to fix them. tbh i didnt even see how they got knocked out. one minute you had perfect teeth, the next, a bloody mouth. well yeah, it's a team effort for sure. canada's crazy lol. im sure you are. @/jhugh86