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madison: i'd feel very played and tbh i'd get petty and tell her everything you and i were doing while you were trying to get another girl pregnant, fyi lol. but now i don't have to. so i guess the question is, what do you want moving forward? do you want her or are you still just trying to live the single life? i mean, true. you're no nick cannnon lol

patrick: understandable, and honestly, i'd deserve it at that point. i'm so not that kind of guy, that'd be messed up. yay lol. uh, i had a bit of a crush on her at one point ngl, but it never really went anywhere serious, and i don't think it was mutual. despite...everything. i wanna be there for her and my kid ofc, but i think we'll just be friends and co-parent, yknow? thank god, haha.

madison: nope, not at all. i guess it does a little. makes it a little less... real. even though it's not, you know? lol you're way too fertile for your own good. yeah, it is good to know. i mean, i like a pretty boy, but there's something about a jock... super sexy. especially one that can make me laugh and show me that im worth something.

patrick: i know. yeah... i imagine it would be way worse if it were on purpose. which, yeah, can promise ya 1000% neither she nor i planned or really wanted it. it just, yeah. hey, least i'm not nick cannon level. 😂 hmm.

hailee: wow, spoil me much? not that im complaining. i do, it's [insert spa here] it's incredible. you should come with me some time. we can get matching facials.

patrick: lol, i just signed a big extension. gotta spend it somewhere. ok cool, i'll see what i can do then. ha, i can't say i've spent much time at them or getting those, but could be fun. i'll let you know when i'm in la next or get a break from training camp.

madison: you like me so much, you got another girl pregnant. lol. sorry, it's just funny how that happened. i mean, honestly, you weren't the only guy i was talking to, but you were the one who caught my eye the most. why can't you wrap your head around it?

patrick: that's...not a good look, i know. but it was an accident, if that makes any difference. yeah, i sometimes wonder if i should just go get a snip at this point lol. oh. good to know. idk? figured the pretty boys were more your type 😂

dm madisonbeer: really? the flirting, how much i wanted to spend time with you when we both had a free minute? but you don't get it? okay pat. i know the stereotype is that jocks aren't all that smart, but you've got to have some sort of clue that i liked you. im sure it wasn't, but it still hurt. okay, then im not mad anymore.

dm patrickmahomes: well no, i knew that, i'm not that dumb. i like you too. i just idk, didn't figure i was the only guy you were talking to, or didn't realize you liked me that much. i still can't fully wrap my head around that. i know. i'm sorry, madison. ok...good.

dm madisonbeer: i was definitely at first, furious, actually. and jealous. but i took some time to think... it's not like we were anything serious. so you don't owe me anything. do you want me to still be mad at you?

dm patrickmahomes: yeah... i still don't fully get that? why you were so mad, i mean. but i'm sorry. i can promise you it wasn't intentional. no, but still. no. i didn't like it.

madisonbeer: come to my room and i'll show you @/patrickmahomes

dm patrickmahomes: uh, you're not still pissed at me...?

madisonbeer: even in the french rivera, you won't catch me missing an episode of love island.

patrickmahomes: what's that? @/madisonbeer

emilehirsch: someone help me yoga. I keep falling.

patrickmahomes: i would offer some tips, but never done it. i'm not sure i'd be any better. @/emilehirsch

hailee: yeah, a massage. preferably at the spa.

patrick: haha, i'll buy you a year or two's worth of em. feels like the least i could do. do you have a favorite spa out in la? assuming that's where you'd go.