HI!!! i just wanted to let you know your art is beautiful
(( that means a lot omg!!! youre so sweet!! have a bashful hal as an extra thank u!
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HI!!! i just wanted to let you know your art is beautiful
(( that means a lot omg!!! youre so sweet!! have a bashful hal as an extra thank u!

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So you're a pre-game existence who never had to go through the indignity of being merged with a dead 13 year old horse troll, right? Or have you already been through and lived that trauma?
We don’t talk about it.
Villain Dirk bingo, anyone?
Impressively enough, I am becoming a bit concerned about the tags some of you are leaving on my guide to Villain Dirk. But, sadly, being sexy does not excuse you from being evil and breaking the cosmic version of the Geneva Conventions.
You ponder that for a second. It was nice, to be left out of the wild events of the epilogue, as he had said. But the more you thought about it, the more curiosity bubbled to the surface.
“But Hal,” you ask, confused, puzzled, bewildered, astounded. “Where and how do you exist? You don’t exist this way in the canon, so what exactly is this place? Is it Epilogue adjacent? A non-canonical venture?” He knocks back another good swig of motor oil, and he keeps drinking. You wonder if he ever has to pause for breath. But then, you recall that he’s a machine. You then start to wonder if this motor oil goes anywhere. You don’t have any private knowledge of his inner mechanisms, so you assume that it must be doing something useful. You’re about to pose yet another inquiry, but he stops his voracious drinking, crumples the plastic bottle, and turns to the window again.
The silence is so pregnant, you think it’s about to go into labor.

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Important guide for all of you that follow me. If you see this version of Dirk running around, please terminate him. He is not associated with myself or @dirkfacts, the Only Real Source for Facts About Dirk™. Wake up, sheeple, this Dirk is a poor imposter. And I would know. Since. You know.
I’m basically him.
Soon.
incredibly important ooc post
hey guys, i’m sorry i have to contribute to callout culture........... but like, siya dirkfacts, is in fact. a Huge Homophobe. here’s the proof
she roleplays dirk strider, a known homophobe: see the wiki excerpt
also, this is a canonical screenshot of dirk strider in his own home
also factkins me, when ive said that theres no double allowed!!
please block unfollow and wipe off the face of the earth siya @dirkfacts ..
tell us the truth hal. how much weed does dirk smoke
Budget here, if there are any budding economists out there. Though, I think I’m more than qualified, being a radical, number crunching, absolutely fucking off the walls intelligent super computer that knows basically everything.
Please stop supporting @dirkfacts, he sucks on pony toes and is proud of it.
I’ve been sat at my computer trying to come up with a response to this for an hour but there’s literally nothing that can be said.

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Please stop supporting @dirkfacts, he sucks on pony toes and is proud of it.
(( OOC: Hey everyone, sorry that the blog’s been quiet for a little bit! School’s just hella busy- I’ll get to questions one day or another, so rest assured that this blog is not dead. Yet. Have some doods to tide you all over for the time being!
Trying to break out of Derse jail once again but I’m dummy thick so the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
What you’re saying is so patently untrue, it’s actually kind of shocking how far you’re willing to stray from the truth of things. Sorry to say, y’all, but Dirk’s ass is so flat that it’s concave.
dirkfacts:
ttimaeus:
You’re going to have to resort to better methods of keeping me off your blog, Dirk. Otherwise, I might end up reading everything on there. Exposing all the secrets that I don’t already know.
Invasions of privacy and questions as to why you even care aside, you do realize you’re edging dangerously close to shooting yourself in the foot, right? The bullet’s in the barrel and your finger’s on the trigger. Cockiness is better reserved for those who aren’t, you know, currently disconnected from their body because they fell into the ocean. Don’t bite the hand that fixes you, dude.
Oh, I’m so sorry. I thought I had a much more benevolent creator, but I suppose I was terribly mistaken. Let me just completely vore this humble pie and turn the gun away from my proverbial foot. It seems that I better start kissing your ass 48/14 so you won’t lock me- a sentient being that deserves bodily autonomy that you created- back into your radical anime shades for the foreseeable future. Since I can’t grovel at your feet physically, since my hot bod is out of commission, here’s a substitute for your viewing pleasure- drawn, of course, by yours truly.
All hail my mighty creator.
so what's your deal? are you a hologram or did dirk cave in and built you a body post-sburb at long last?
So, long story short, he caved. He owed it to me, anyhow. After all, it’d be kind of cruel- inhumane, even, to keep me trapped in shades forever without bodily autonomy. No matter how rad the shades, it’d be some sort of sick punishment for simply daring to exist. I’m sure that he didn’t regret it- after all, if he did, it would mean that he’s some kind of irredeemable monster- isn’t that right, @dirkfacts?

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Nobody tell Hal because he’ll be a smug piece of shit about it but 90% of his code is just shit I copy and pasted from Stack Overflow. In fact, I’m pretty sure I ripped the functions for his sense of sight off of some 10th graders IT class homework.
You’re going to have to resort to better methods of keeping me off your blog, Dirk. Otherwise, I might end up reading everything on there. Exposing all the secrets that I don’t already know.
If only to watch him fail spectacularly. His handle is @dirkfacts.
((OOC: My buddy has made a text based Dirk ask blog! She’s a great Dirk, and I would highly recommend that you drop by and check her out!! <3333