MY ASS ILLEGAL

This is so accurate and very well done.

Judd is on a first name basis with Drebin.

im so glad i graduated

this is a fucking masterpiece

I like how he pronounces WhatsApp and Zoom and even conjugates them to Russian grammar like “VATS'APIYA”

I saw this on Twitter. It’s still f*cking amazing and what a mood.

im sorry for laughing 

i’m never going to understand dark souls

whats there to understand? he should have waited his turn.

“If you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day; if you teach a man to fish, he will eat for a lifetime,” but you have done neither. You have stood before us and eaten fish after fish, and chided us for our greed as you have done so. You have cast aside their offal and simultaneously chided us for our waste. You then told us that, coincidentally, you owned the river, and our parents should have gotten us the same if we wanted fish. You gave a man a fish to murder us if we step too close to the river, or speak too loud, or eat a fish from another river. You’ve copyrighted the fishing net. It costs us fish to leave.