Corrosive Smile

I never left, personally.

Y’want some Discord

Ding, new computer.

“Yeah, I could probably eat a whole person.”

Well! I suppose this is as good at time as any to come out of my den! Where there’s a heartbeat of life, I follow. In a not ominous way, I swear.

Such immense power then, this is my first live interaction in...2 years.

Somebody followed me? Actually, somebody found me? How?

Hey wait...I just saw a picture of me. I thought this place forgot me.

Things are looking awfully blue lately, we really should throw in a dash of red for good measure  ♪

♫ I’m alive but I’m dead hear my voice up in your head watch it fill you full of dread till you go POW ♫

“Once upon a time there was a neat little blog named tsumuriatic about a wonderful friendly centipede by the name of Tsumuri, a really nice guy who was friends with everyone. Everything was good, the sun was shining, the grass was green, the birds were singing, and then inactivity set in. Fandom apathy began, once popular things started losing steam, the community that blog was a part of became...barren. Old names dropping off and never showing back up, threads cutting loose mid-action, even that centipede blog went dead. When said blog returned the landscape was a wasteland, barely a soul remained, and so that blog went into hibernation waiting for the day it all returns. But then that blog got tired of waiting, and has decided to make life instead of waiting for it to come back. And then that blog made this post, and the rest is...present.”

Look, I’m a reasonable guy, but I have my line in the sand and if you start doing ballet directly on top of it I’m gonna aim for the kneecaps.

Been trying reeeeally hard to stay quiet lately, like reeeeally really hard, but some of you are making me want to start fighting.