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Despite the way he’s hiding and curled up on himself, I think Stan is going to okay here. It’s not just that Kyle has found him, but the way they’re looking at each other: their mutual gaze is open and unguarded. No judgment in Kyle’s, no defensiveness in Stan’s. There’s also a feeling of hope in the way the light is coming in through that window (and the way Kyle, too, has entered the space there, reaching over the ledge). Lovely.

boy king/knight childhood best friends to lovers. superhero/antihero/supervillain. fake gay dating slowly turning to real gay marriage. villain/henchman toxic yaoi where their dynamic reflects their unhealthy relationships with their parents. and you can get all this and more at the south park shipping store

the thing about south park yaoi is it’s GOOD it’s fucking good okay do you think i want to fucking be here do you think i would be here if it wasn’t that fucking good.

what if they called raggedy andy stan faggoty andy

i definitely think kyle is bi/gay but i want to entertain the possibility of straight kyle for a moment because i think it’d be REALLY fucking funny

cartman and stan are falling all over themselves for this guy in WILDLY different ways. like known yandere cartman is deeply delusional and still genuinely believes he will pull kyle someday despite the fact that he literally won’t. and stan will pine over kyle until he DIES would never think for a SECOND that kyle could like him back under any circumstances. now combine these with straight kyle.