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thinking hard about the Married Vampires Show that louis and armand are staging (trying to stage) every day in dubai. hard for me to stop thinking about it. this is where the laughter will go (daniel does not laugh). this is where we will charm the audience (Daniel is not charmed). okay PLACES EVERYONE. the role of rashid will now be played by rashid. ENTER ARMAND, STAGE RIGHT. the production is falling apart! louis you’re changing your lines. Cut. take five. we're editing the script. i mean it's all so controlled but it's also. wildly out of control. armand you are world's most beautiful complex awful depressing embarrassing and scary puppeteer who is also weirdly not good at his job (keeping romantic hold of a man who is terrified to be alone with himself). this is armand: I've Convinced My Favourite Marionette That He and I Are In A Relationship of Equal Standing, Because He Tells Me What To Do In Bed Sometimes. okay quiet on set everyone. louis please remember that you're happy to be here. and ACTION.

and the thing is as people have mentioned armand is bad at directing. He is bad at it. but i’m not sure louis even cares. or maybe he doesn’t realise. because he didn’t give a shit about the plays in Paris (barely attended, often read or slept through rehearsals and performances?) but he’s personally invested in the success of what they’re trying to sculpt into something convincing in Dubai. like he doesn’t want to be himself. he’s sickened by himself and frightened of himself and alienated from himself. he wants to present a version of louis de pointe du lac that he can live with and let it take hold in someone else’s mind and then, therefore, mercifully become that version. shrink away from the shame of being You and wriggle into this costume your loving warden is holding out. you actually helped him make it. :)

the fact that it took europes apex predator + an entire coven + hypnosis of minimum 2 people to take claudia out but she got lestat while under what was basically house arrest completely alone and with no physical strength to leverage. claudia you are it you are ITTT. claudia. you are it

they may be doomed by the narrative but atleast they had gay sex

what if two guys were falling in love and then broke up epically and then one of them died and the other carried around his trenchcoat for months and then they met again and the dead guy had amnesia and then committed himself to a mental hospital and then they made up after their epic breakup and then immediately got sent to literal purgatory where the guy who carried the trenchcoat spent an entire year searching for the other guy and then the other guy basically pushed the first guy out of purgatory and then that guy spent weeks blaming himself for leaving the other guy behind and then the other guy shows up and gets lobotomized a bunch of times and then attacks the other guy and only a confession, on his knees, that the guy getting attacked needs the lobotomy guy breaks him out of the mind control and then the lobotomy guy becomes homeless and instead of housing him the other guy kicks him out but stalks him and makes sure he’s ok and then they move in together and then when the one guy is going on a suicide mission the lobotomy guy volunteers to go with him and then dies in childbirth and the suicide mission guy absolutely loses it and completely shuts down and only when lobotomy guy comes back is he smiley and happy again and then they get common law married and raise a child together and then the child dies and they get divorced and then they go back to purgatory and make up and then their kid comes back to life and then lobotomy dude confesses his love for suicide mission guy and dies . and suicide mission guy cries on the floor and then does another suicide mission . and the WHOLE time there’s a third fucking guy there

I would be so popular if I were an anime boy. People would make posts about putting me in a blender all the time. They'd call me sopping wet and say I was born in a cardboard box all alone