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They have various uses I find — and they can be quite adorable as well! I — I’m glad I’m not alone in seeing their use!

...There are kinda cute, yeah, if you can get past lookin' straight in their eyes. They're definitely worth keepin' around, just wish keepin' one didn't mean I'd have to sacrifice a clean house. Or... [rubs his chin thoughtfully] I could build a pen...

That’s what I had thought — there are much better and easier to access meats than goat!

You can have a goat as a pet, or use its milk if it's a female. I do kinda eat a lot of vegetables and stuff --but yeah.

Background Information.

Well at least you made it back . 

Had a heat wave. [and look at that, the stone-faced Bulgaria makes a grotesque face to illustrate his feelings]

Welcome to the land of the living, I suppose. 

Surprised I didn't die from too much heat.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner. 

Okay then. Just wondering how much you have had of that and if it is good.

[cradles the bottle] 'S delicious. You wanna try?

*blinks, then chuckles* You okay there, Georgi? You don’t seem to be yourself.

[holds up his bottle of slivovitz] [and points at it for emphasis, nearly hitting the bottle]