Tsam, I Am

“Happy pj dog”

A silly ficlet born from a conversation I had with @frogcheesedoesthewitcher

warnings for mild gore and explicit language. enjoy <3

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“Geralt, check this out,” Jaskier says, grinning like a child and waving his phone. “I found this whole website where people write about us.”

“Jaskier,” Geralt grunts. “OUT OF THE WAY.” He flashes by across the parking lot and close to where Jaskier leans against his car, grappling with a werewolf that snaps its jaws at him, barely missing Geralt’s exposed neck. It has already torn Geralt’s armour to shreds and the witcher is down to a thin black shirt that hugs his muscles and falls open at the neck.

“Oh, Tumblr is going to love this.” Jaskier discards the post he’s been reblogging - a picture of himself in the most beautiful, pale blue medieval doublet - and switches to his camera app. He aims to angle away from the carnage and focus exlcusively on Geralt’s muscles. This is going to be the perfect kickstart to his new career. Maybe he can use the site to promote his songs.