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For as much as he would like to claim that his time as an infamous celebrity gang lord has long since passed him—having effectively gone into retirement after the latest iteration of the Saints disbanded long ago, Django’s curiosity and general interest in whatever Spirale’s criminal underworld was up to was just as prevalent as ever, if not even more so.
Like a moth to a flame, the man continuously found himself as another onlooker wherever an active crime scene was taking place across the island. Silently judging every little detail he could make out from behind that oh-so familiar yellow tape. It was child’s play to him. Nothing special. He knew damn well how much better he could pull off these stunts. How much more interesting they would be to the general public who were fascinated by such morbid things.
Exciting! Bold! A grand display of just how better of a criminal he was than most people. But oh if he only had the opportunity. If he only had the guarantee of not getting worked over by the people or the systems set in place to prevent such a show of beautiful chaos.
This train of thought is soon derailed as his attention is lured elsewhere. Some man—around his age perhaps—calls out to him. Whatever neutral expression may have been on his face had now contorted into one of both befuddlement and minor annoyance. Now what in god’s name could the palest son of a bitch he’s ever met want with him?
“ Hey, man. I’m not all about that unpaid labor shit. So unless ya got something that’ll be worth my while, I’d suggest getting some traumatized staff member. ”
“Of course you would be compensated by the thrill of the chase? Or perhaps this city’s law enforcement.” He gestures to the detectives on-site, but if he was being honest, he couldn’t hide the disappointment that flickered across his features. How could one look at this scene and think it was anything other than fascinating? Of course, speaking aloud would only alert the likely onlookers who wish to see how the scene plays out, so he waltzes onto the crime scene himself, holding his cane forward and lifting one side of the deceased’s jacket.
“A Mister Wally Folguy, it seems. How entertaining.” Once again, the detectives looked at the Heroic Spirit before he continued looking around the crime scene. It seems as though whatever the man he had been speaking to had been opposed to had since been forgotten, and any disappointment was replaced by rapt fascination. “Assistant - could you note this down? Victim’s fingernails have blue beds, unpainted. Blue lips, similarly unpainted.” Gloves adjusted, he pushes aside a strand of hair. “A simple tattoo behind the ear. Two lone, or the roman numeral for two.”
At this point, it seems the on-site detectives had enough, but by the time they approached him, he was already walking off the site and into the Casino. “There’s no time to lose if my deductions are correct. We should proceed to the Casino with some immediacy!”
“Come, my assistant, the game’s afoot!”










