hi

YesI’mwantedbythepoliceinatleasthalfadozencountriesandI’mnearthetopoftheInterpollistI’mwantedforrobberymurderswindlingandcheatingatdominoes 

I know none of you will reblog this because you only care about your pretty-boy celebrities and your contrived “discourse”, but I just undid Dracula’s curse

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

@krakido !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

​this worked last night lets go for round two

I really need some good luck rn

how did they learn to translate languages into other languages how did they know which words meant what HOW DID TH

Fan Fact #2: When Spanish conquistadors landed in the Yucatán peninsula, they asked the natives what their land was called and they responded “Yucatán”. In 2015, it was discovered that in those mesoamerican languages, “Yucatán” meant “I don’t understand what you are saying”

W H E E Z E

I love entomology so much because so many words kind of happened by accident or by a native speaker trying to say “WTF are you saying?“

*blows kiss down to the ground (for the skeletons)*