Date someone who will date you

Those are some impossible standards to meet.

therapist: how are you? me: fine how are you

it’s funny how i give advice to some people when i can’t even fix myself 

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

I wanna be hot enough to make people question their sexual orientation

Honestly being this sensitive is really inconvenient like one person ignores u and you have to cancel your plans for the day to mourn

Hello I just wanted to tell everyone I'm EXTRA sensitive and EXTRA dramatic

The struggle between me wanting to be successful and me wanting to lay in bed 24/7

I want a beautiful girl with messy morning hair in an oversized t shirt and underwear sitting on top of me while we switch between talking and making out, is that too much to ask