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So many people are spreading FALSE information about the Clash on here. I'm here for REAL FACT! Who's with me?

My name is not Peregrine do not ask me if it is

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50 posts! I am so proud to have shared all of my Clash knowledge with you all! Here's to 12,494,223,542,775,820,231 more! 🎉

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👀 Father Christmas has just revealed what list each of The Clash members are on this year.

Mick: The Naughty List 👎

Joe: He will not be on any of Father Christmas' lists this year.

Paul: The Nice List 💌

Topper: The Naughty List 👎

What are your thoughts on Santa's choices? 🎄✨🎅

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✨ Speaking of lists...

There is no evidence to support The Clash having any ties to Epstein

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Are we sure about that last bit

My rotten egg supply dwindling just might be my breaking point of this year. Whatever. 2026 is soon. New year, new eggs!

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No 😂

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Did you know?

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Did you know?

Mick Jones's real name is Michael. This is a subtle nod to the fact he sings into a Michael phone.

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I am so fucking pissed this post flopped.

People interacting with this account as if I haven't been dead for 3 months... 👀

But I suppose you all deserve a new fact... Pictured here is a MickJonesious Polycroecean! This is a microorganism only recently discovered and given a name. It gets its name from it's striking resemblance to our very own Mick Jones!

#true clash facts #mick jones #the clash

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are you and clashupdates the same person

How DARE you compare me to... that???

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Tbh I kinda thought this too ngl

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We actually aren't /gen

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AND I'M GLAD!! /hmph

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You are just the BTEC version of me 😂

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Don't call me that??? You eat dirt more than my roomba AND pet dog

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are you and clashupdates the same person

How DARE you compare me to... that???

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Tbh I kinda thought this too ngl

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We actually aren't /gen

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AND I'M GLAD!! /hmph

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are you and clashupdates the same person

How DARE you compare me to... that???

#the answer is no #true clash facts

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So sorry for the lack of activity! My soul has been going through the annual "darkness reaping." For personal reasons I may not elaborate any further! Hopefully this satisifies you all enough! Here is one of my favourite photos of our favourite group.

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The pain has not stopped.

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So sorry for the lack of activity! My soul has been going through the annual "darkness reaping." For personal reasons I may not elaborate any further! Hopefully this satisifies you all enough! Here is one of my favourite photos of our favourite group.

#the clash #true clash facts #hopefully more posts to come soon!

It'll happen soon.

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Thank you to 100 likes!

Mick jones is v

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Voting ended onAug 16, 2025

#100 likes #tumblr milestone #thank you

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🧠 Did you know? Joe Strummer was able to unhinge his jaw like a python. This unique adaptation allowed him to consume prey six-times the size of his own head. Reblog with your reaction!

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Hey, I also have photographal evidence of this! From my gallery in March 2024. A little bit different from depicted in the post.

#The Clash #Joe Strummer #true clash facts #ngl the op post picture looks a bit edited #not gonna say that tho #not outloud at least

Mick Jones will be

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