For the life of books

alicent:

Sometimes you just gotta write smutty bed sharing. You just gotta, because @alienor-woods prompts you too. Thanks bae, this is entirely dedicated to you <3

definitely nsfw. 

They get into a groove of it, push and pull and not that, I did it anyway, and somehow managing to make it all work. Well, “work.” Bellamy’s not sure they’re really getting any closer to saving everyone from the end of the world, but Clarke is so sure there’s a solution, so sure that if they just keep working, they’ll find something.

He loves that about her. Loves her certainty that borders on pigheadedness because underneath it, Clarke Griffin fundamentally refuses to give up on people. And there’s no way in the world Bellamy Blake can give up on Clarke Griffin. Not at this point. So he sticks with her, tries to help, tries to guide her and advise her and just support her when lack of sleep and heart crushing disappointment threaten to overwhelm her. And Clarke lets him, looks to him, leans on him.

Clarke’s habit of taking over his space hasn’t been lost on Bellamy. They’d picked right back where they had been in terms of their trust, their ability to get each other like no one else, their ability to listen to each other. But now, it’s more than quick shoulder squeezes and out of the blue hugs, Clarke a surprise in his arms. Clarke’s proximity isn’t to get his attention or to prove a point, not anymore.

He’s not sure what exactly pulls her into his orbit, right up close so that when he shifts his arms brushes her side, or that when she cranes her neck to look at him, she has to turn just a bit further because she’s so close. She touches him now, as if to reassure herself he’s right there, that she found her way home- home from the woods, home from the City of Light. She touches him like Bellamy is her only barometer of safety, like touching him reminds Clarke this isn’t a dream.

Watch what you say. She's very religious.

Margaret Qualley and Geraldine Viswanathan as Jamie and Marian, in the 90s Lesbian Road Trip Adventure Crime Comedy of Our (My) Dreams

It was delightfully absurd! I love a movie that is off-kilter at every turn!!! The stakes are escalating but rather than suspenseful, it is snappy and spirited

If you have ever wanted to watch a crime movie where the criminals are so incredibly inept at committing crimes that they have to keep pleading with lesbians they've just met to help them, this could be the movie for you

If you have ever wanted to watch a movie where for every scene involving violence there is also a longer lesbian sex scene, this could be the movie for you

Curlie, the Drive-Away Rental Dealer, who is decidedly in a different genre of movie, and who doesn't like people calling him Curlie (his actual name) because it's too familiar, deserves his own shout-out

This movie was exactly the right length!! It didn't drag, it told the story exactly in as much time as it needed (1h24min)

There is only one character in this movie who is based on a real person, and while I could not have predicted who that would be, they were once described with the phrase, "Someone like [them] should be in the Smithsonian."

Ethan Coen and Tricia Cooke, who are married, in a polymarous relationship and the latter of whom is a lesbian, directed and wrote this self-described B movie and have been trying to get it made for almost 20 years, which is incredible dedication

Listen I started this show yesterday (Friday night) and just finished it at 7 am Eastern Saturday It was SO FUCKING GOOD

PLEASE GO WATCH IT SO DISNEY DOESN’T CANCEL IT

I am begging for season two to turn into an enemies to lovers plot I am foaming at the mouth for Nell and Lady Sofia I am literally OBSESSED 😭😭😭

Eddie: Shit, man, you're losing blood! Do you need mouth to mouth?

Steve: I'm not unconscious?

Eddie: So, you don't want mouth to mouth?

Steve: . . . Well, I didn't say that I didn't want mouth to mouth. I just don't need mouth to mouth.

Eddie: Nancy! You're up! Because I have no idea how to do mouth to mouth.

Steve: *sighs*

Robin: I think he wants you to do it, dingus.

Eddie: Okay, Wheeler, you're going to have to talk me through it.

Nancy: Why do you assume that I know how to do it?

Eddie: You're like super smart and shit.

Nancy: Alright, take his face, then you're going to press your lips to his.

Eddie: *takes Steve’s face* Shouldn't he be lying down for this?

Nancy: I know what I'm doing.

Steve: Yeah. She definitely knows what she's doing.

Eddie rolls his eyes but presses his lips to Steve’s.

Nancy: Now open your mouth and slip your tongue inside his mouth.

Eddie did that, and for a moment, nothing else mattered. Eddie pulled away.

Eddie: That was kissing. I thought you said you knew what you were doing. Oh, shit, I just kissed a dude. . .I kind of liked it.

Steve: Shit, the hanky. . .I thought. . . *passes out from blood loss*

Robin: Here's a thought. . .Maybe we should, I don't know. . .STOP THE BLEEDING.

Eddie: Oh, the hanky! *pulls it out* That's what he was saying he needed. That's what he was talking about, right? To stop the bleeding?

Steve: Good game.

Eddie: *moans* Harder.

Now, everyone is looking at him, and his eyes go wide. He stretched and slapped his knees.

Eddie: Well, I'm just going to go make sure that the gate is really closed for good. Hmm, look at the time.

He spread his wings and flew up into the sky. They all watched him fly high in the sky, and they could still hear him off in the distance.

Eddie: *shrieking* Shit, shit, shit, shit!

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Because every useless gay in Hawkins needs an emotional support bi disaster bff

it could've gone something like this...

"Oh, hello there, sir. Welcome to Jeff's Inn by the Sea. How can I help you?"

"Yes, hello there, fair innkeep! What a fine establishment you have here. Loving your desk setup. Oh, and what a lovely boutonnière on your shirt there."

"Thank you. The owner makes us wear them."

"Oh?"

"Yeah, he can be a dick sometimes."

"Well, I'm sure he runs a tight ship, or rather inn. But I've heard it's the best one on the island."

"It is. We're booked up every night for the next four months."

"Oh, well, I hoped you might have a vacancy by any chance? You see, I'm a weary traveler with nowhere else to go and would love a place to rest my head for a bit."

"Mmm...let me check if we have anything available."

"Oka-."

"No, nothing available, sir. Sorry. But we do have an opening in four months. Our vista suite, comes with complimentary towels and a fishing equipment voucher you can use at the bar and grill next door."

"Oh well, I am rather tired. I don't think I can wait four months for a room."

"I'm sorry to hear that, sir."

"It's fine. I should've known better than to expect a fine inn like this to have any available beds to sleep in."

"I didn't say that."

"Mmm?"

"I didn't say there weren't any available beds you could sleep in."

"Oh, I thought you said..."

"Perhaps I could interest you in a different sleeping arrangement? Maybe a bed with silk sheets, fluffy pillows, and exquisite cashmere blankets?"

"Ooh, yes please!"

"You'd be sharing it, of course."

"Sharing it? With who?"