Time to get white girl wasted.

wake me up (before you go go) can’t wake up (before you go go) save me (don’t leave me hanging on like a yo yo)

Same tbh

I agree john mulaney is probably an immortal akin to beings such as keanu reeves and jeff goldblum but he’s like a new born baby immortal who is looking at the long long expanse of a lifetime he has in front of him and is already tired

jeff golblum is thousands of years old and loving it. john mulaney was born in 1901 and ever since 1924 it’s gone downhill for him

this is david lynch erasure

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

mix NyQuil and DayQuil to create Quil

what does Quil do

All the time all the time

to quote the icon that is john mulaney: “i have had a long day, i am very small and i have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under”