HUMOUR REPOSITORY

Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster

and there they are, in their converse sneakers taunting everyone else

guys?!!

Realizing that there are children who have non-European heritages and cultures who need their own stories being given representation is the answer

So there’s this app that you can post anonymously about things in your area and this is my favorite one

now he’s talking to me about how important exercise is

he plays the guitar but only does “stand by me” by phil collins and he will do it for you over and over

We need a good harvest this year

     “They can’t see me, sir. They can’t see me because they have a preconceived impression. They look at this and think: ‘Oh, you poor bastard, you’re homeless. Here’s a cup of coffee. See you later.’ This carriage is a rolling library. I’ve got calculus, psychology, sociology, and the ancient histories of the Babylonians, the Egyptians, and the Phoenicians and a bunch of stuff they don’t teach at Harvard and MIT. But they can’t see me, sir. They live in a dream world and walk around with their chests all pumped up: ‘Oh, Harvard alumni. Harvard endowment. Money, money, money, money.’  Who is on their money, sir? Who were the presidents who are on their money? Who were they when they were alive? That’s right! Slave owners. Today, it’s no longer a Black and White thing—it’s a class thing. Everybody is in slavery, even those who think they are free. They took the chains off your hands and put them on your mind.”