i live in a blue neighborhood and its pretty wild

*says i dont care* *actually does tho*

a dog named Riceball is probably the best dog

the concept of money is disgusting and repulsive but i wouldn’t say no to a check for five thousand us dollars 

there’s so much I wanna say but nah

a baby can be born right now at 12:00, on a wednesday, august 24 in new jersey while another baby is also born in the exact same moment but they are born 9:00, on a tuesday, august 23 in california, these babies that are born at the same moment are technically because of time zones, a concept that we created ourselves, born “hours” apart even though really they are born at the same moment just not the same “time”, one will be considered older even though in actuality they are the same

Wtf

how many followers do i need to get random asks god be nosy u little shits ask me about my personal life this is fucking boring getting nothing