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'Catholic guilt'. That's how I'd call it.
I’ve seen a post (thank you @kcdheadcanons and anon for this one) that inspired me to draw and create Hans' own prayer. ~ Maleshov tower. Feeling useless, helpless, but not only that. Feeling guilty for directing God's punishment towards best friend. Most cherished and dear person, who deserves nothing but cosy and calm. Safe and sound. Absolute best. Feeling... hot. And... furious. And feeling fireballs shooting from the sky burning Sodoma, Gomorra, Hans' own body, and soul. And dreams. Those dreams, where holding hands feels safe and cherished, and blue eyes look directly at Hans, as they were saying: it's allright. I love you too, and I know I will burn in hell. But being WITH you for a short lifetime is worth the eternal suffering. At least we'll be there together, love.
Hans and Henry taking a bath by the well 🤭
(bloodstained and bruised) how am i? im pretty good just a little tired
Yeah i went on this date with this guy and he was really weird about being bisexual? Like he started talking about jerking off to twinks in panties—as though I've never fujo'd the fuck out before—but I was just sitting there stunned: we're in the middle of a coffee shop and I don't think Dolores, age 67, wants to hear about the theater kid—sorry theater "barely-legal"—you're popping a boner to. So I told him to tone it down and then he tried to name drop John Waters as though he's some esoteric figure. He said (out loud!) "I bet you don't know who that is." I ended up going to the bathroom to brainstorm some excuses for bailing with the groupchat, but when I came back I heard him muttering some weird Trump impression to himself. He kept saying "She's hetero Jessica folks!"
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tfw you remember you are for real a grown man
first half of the year genuinely so fucking ass you have to wonder if you’re being punished for something
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hansry is sometimes misrepresented by fans as a lord x knight romance when in actuality henry is of much lesser status and i think that dynamic is equally intriguing if not more. while henry could in theory be MADE a knight for his service over the course of the games, his bio father may be a knight, and he is kind of in something like military service to his lord, he is a commoner. so the power imbalance that (coupled with the sense of devotion) makes the lord x knight dynamic so intriguing is even more pronounced, especially in intensely hierarchical medieval society. hans isn't treating another member titled, landed elite like an equal behind closed doors, not letting another lord into his bed. he's letting the village blacksmith's son - who, as of a few months ago, was illiterate, had no formal education, had (to his knowledge) nothing beyond a passing secondhand business relationship with the nobility, and no expectations of ever leading a life more complicated than marrying a girl from skalitz and spending his days making horseshoes- into his bed, and his confidence. That Hans sees Henry as something like his equal, in some way, as shown when telling Henry about Galehaut and Lancelot, is soooo. first of all, improper. second of all 😏
it is especially intersting if you notice that Henry doesn't merely do stuff for Hans because he is a knight in Hans' service (he isn't) or because he's a peasant who is following Hans' orders. He is doing stuff for Hans, crazy stuff one might say, because he cares about Hans. Not for the title, not out of obligation or to get a reward. He cares about Hans as his best friend, not about Lord Capon the lord of Pirkstein. And this is another huge breach of medieval hierachical protocol. Because in doing so, Henry lowers Hans to the level of "common ~20 year old", in a way opposite to how Hans elevates Henry. And Hans is okay with it, even before Henry's biofather is revealed (something he comments on I believe)
Their entire dynamic is how they are equals, want to be themselfs as equals, despite society saying that they are not and will never be.
Yeah, Hans comments at the end of KCD1 that its more appropriate for him to be freinds with a noble's bastard. He confirms that he already elevated Henry to an equal, to someone he can call a friend, way before his parentage was known. Hans chose to befriend the son of a blacksmith from a burned village who had nothing to his name.
Even early on, before they even really become freinds, Hans invites Henry to his noble pastimes (the archery competition, the practice duel). Sure, he teases Henry about his station, but he allows Henry to be rude to him when Bernard calls him out. He later in the hunt apologizes to Henry first. He is treating Henry like an equal from very early and Henry does the same towards Hans, not hiding his opinions from him and calling him out immediately.
They just kinda imprinted on each other very quickly social class be damned. They know its improper. Hans mentioning it is proof enough, but they don't care.
this saturday we succeed!!
it’s 3am and this is not kcd related at all BUT I have an air purifier that detects odors in my room and filters them away. a blue light on the purifier means no odor, orange means moderate odor, and red means strong odor.
every time I fart and it turns red I feel a strange sense of pride. if it only turns orange, or god forbid stays blue, I can’t help but feel disappointed.
looping it back around to kcd I feel like henry would do this. in fact I KNOW he would do this. in kcd1 motherfucker farted in the tub like goddamn shrek and laughed it off. same with hans, farting in the pond right before he says “☝️😳 females!” they’d 100% compete over who can break the purifier first. make it display shrimp colors
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tfw you remember you are for real a grown man
Bitches wanna buy their boyfriends the latest consoles but when was the last time he CONSOLED you? ps 5 years ago

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I'M LOGGING OUT FUCK ALLLLLL OF YOU (immediately sheepish) I didn't mean that. I hope the sun shines on all of you and you bloom like awesome flowers
one time when i worked at a tavern i leaned over to tell our tenant who carries sacks for room and board the guy playing one of the dice games had a nice ass and he screamed 'thats my lord' and started dying laughing and then told him and i've never been the same since. sakra
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