I just want yâall to know that one time during lockdown I played a lot of Minecraft because I had nothing better to do and then later I was going to go into my room after a shower so I could go back to being a hermit but it was dark so I just thought âoop, canât go in there, thereâll be skeletons spawning there and theyâll shoot at meâ
And for LIKE FIVE WHOLE SECONDS I didnât question it and I just turned on the lights and walked out into the living room to wait it out, just thankful I had my pajamas on already so I didnât have to fight off the shooty skeletons in my dark closet where there might be some creepers too
And then all of a sudden I was like âWait what the frig skeletons arenât realâ and then just went back into my room
And I think about that a lot. So if ANY OF YOU dare to think that I have any more than three and a half braincells on a really good day, just please remember this and know that you are sorely mistaken
I hate to break it to you but skeletons are, in fact, real. There's one incredibly close to you at this very second
this is like that one summer I played too much chess, and then I was standing in line at the grocery store at a slightly diagonal angle to the person in front of me and I had this light go off in my brain like âweak pawn structure this is your chanceâ before I realized that it was real life actually.
Just wait till yâall find out makeup artists and hair stylists just analyze your face and features to figure out how to make you look better :)
