que sera, sar-ah

i’m so mad i didn’t screen shot this but this kid on tinder was telling me he liked always sunny but i could tell he had just seen like various episodes not like the level of fan i am. and i said “that show has shaped my life kinda” and his reply was “probably not something you should brag about” ....immediate red flag to gtfo

so you know how animals used to just roam free and then we started building shit in the middle of their homes. like the reason people hit deer is because we have roads right in the middle of their habitat. first of all that has/had to be so confusing for them. like WTF is this shit that isn’t grass and trees. What if that happens to US. Gradually some other species/entity/life form just starts fucking up our habitat and putting shit right in the middle of where we live. Like something different enough from us that we can’t really even comprehend what’s going on? just that it disturbs our balance and is foreign as hell.

So, I mean, they DID give Bill Clinton a lobotomy right? Like it's safe to say that's the general consensus??