Don't think you are, know you are.

I need a blowjob but I don’t have a penis or a strap on and I’m not taking off my pants so you’re just gonna have to figure it out

I have a strap on, but I'm still not taking off my pants.

i just want a man who doesn’t wanna touch another woman after having me

i found him

I’ll worship you in ways that make gods jealous.

He knows it - rarely takes advantage, but that's because it's reciprocal.

so are you trying to kill me (derogatory) or are you trying to kill me (romantic)

it’s gay to not suck your wife’s dick

I just wanna cover my feelings up with tattoos

I don't understand husbands who dgaf abt their wife's interests. you should be getting hard every time she nerds out, no exceptions