→ STARTERS FROM THE COMMONWEALTH.
“Don’t beat yourself up. We all know what happened to the last person who tried to do that to you.”
“Nice to know you always find new ways to laugh at my expense.”
“So, no one’s put you in the ground yet.”
“We’re just one big dysfunctional family… with guns!”
“Plenty of folks wanna make life hard for people just trying to survive. I’m not willing to stand for that.”
“In a hundred years, when I finally die, I only hope I go to Hell so I can kill you all over again, you piece of shit.”
“The big three for predicting people: money, beliefs, and ego. Get a handle on what’s driving someone and you know where you stand.”
“Don’t start what you can’t finish.”
“If we survive this, I owe you a stiff drink.”
“Huh. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think they were trying to build a nuke in here— Oh my god…”
“The thing about happiness is that you only know you had it when it’s gone.”
“Did you know you talk in your sleep?”
“I’m playing a game. First idiot who grabs my ass gets his arm broken. Ten points if he’s drunk.”
“The world’s a dangerous place… for anyone in my way.”
“The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar. It was tense.”
“What a contradiction a human is. To be lacking in so many capabilities, but being blessed with such a tapestry of emotions.”
“Ask me to salute, and all you’ll see is my middle finger.”
“Gonna take a lotta elbow grease to clean this place up.”
“Sweet dreams, you monster.”
“You’re looking to get stoned or stabbed? ‘Cause that’s all you’re getting here.”
“There really is no way to ride a seesaw with dignity.”
“Do you feel as bad as you look?”
“Look… I’m not great with words.. I’m more comfortable shooting people, than talking to them.”
“Lady Luck is my second favorite lover.”
“You’re a survivor, aren’t you? I bet the whole world could stand in your way and you’d just keep going.”
“Hey, chin up. The night just got darker, but it can’t last forever.”
“Whoa ho ho, I like you already! Walk into a new place, make a show of dominance. Nice.”
“I should have killed you when I had the chance.”
“You feel as bad as you look?”
“It was just me against the world…and the world had it coming. “
“Yeah. It’s true. I got shot in the ass last year. Long story.”
“It all starts with two wastes of humanity I suppose you could call my parents.”
“Put some clothes on. You’re embarrassing us.”
“You really have a talent for finding trouble, don’t you?”
“Just imagine how nice this place would’ve been without all the cannibals.”
“I bet you never miss a detail, hm? Like what you see?”
“Don’t mind me. Just enjoying the view.”
“It pains me to say goodbye. But we will be together again soon, yes?”
“Looks like you could use a little pick-me-up.”
“Hang in there. You’re going to be okay.”
“I love work. I could sit and watch it all day.”
“Hey, I’m not saying I want to shoot you, because that would be rude. But I’d doubt you’d even feel it.”
“Words don’t do it justice. You — you’re the best thing I got.”
“Moments like these, I know that karma stuff is bull. Because no one like me should be this lucky.”