triiii

i need all 10 rosekiller fans to get down to business. i think i've genuinely read every single fanfic tagged with rosekiller at this point

i love that rosekiller is either "evan is asexual and barty is fine with that" or "jesus christ these 2 just cant stop fucking"

rosekiller but it's evan calling barty the most gentle pet names and barty feels like he's a second away from a damn stroke because his whole life he's felt unworthy of love and now evan is calling him angel and darling and love and baby and actually fully means it

@loveiseverywhereforeyestosee they're just us in another universe

barty rosier is so sweet and pretty and evan crouch sounds like a command you would give to a pretentious dog

barty "do you think you'd kill for me one day?" crouch jr and evan "yes, of course I will my darling" rosier

can we change bartylily to lilybarty because why would a man's name be first.

James loves saying "it's his first time living too" after Sirius does/says something diabolical

you can pry my barty calls evan "rosie" and evan calls barty "bee" headcanon out of my cold, dead hands