Amature Science

this tweet is my magnum opus

detective pikachu was a cute movie and all but the part where they drenched a mr. mime in gasoline before setting him on fire and watching him burn alive was really fucked up

hey op i didn’t think you were serious

i just appreciate that the people in the metal gear universe in nyc canonically on this day in history watched the damn president dressed in like dr octopus gear be killed by some twink in a sword fight

Wait Armstrong was dressed like Dr. Octopus?

no youre thinking of the other time raiden killed a US politician with a sword

I'm glad I wasn't the only one

I love him and his magic johnny

If anyone isn't watching Double Decker! Doug and Kirill. I present this as an argument for why you should.

Where did you find this picture of me?!

Earth, Wind and Fire was the best and we didn't see him enough. Fight me.

why is being alive so expensive. i’m not even having a good time

Do you ever wonder what long term psychological damage is caused by crushing our small children with overwhelming pressure and time constraints every single day of their developmental life from age 5-18 and then suddenly setting them free into the world with no guidance or assistance other than “get a job” 

honey i don’t have to wonder