GRUMPY AFFECTIONATE STARTERS.
1.Β βYeah, yeah. Youβre cute. Just stop smiling at me like that.βΒ
2.Β βI love you, but please stop whatever it is that youβre doing.βΒ
3.Β βYouβre so annoying. Oh my Godβ I love you so much.βΒ
4.Β βSTOP BEING SO CUTE, ITβS NOT FAIR!β
5.Β βListen, I enjoy this hug and all, but can you stop?β
6.Β βGive me a minute, Iβm going to tickle the shit out of you.βΒ
7.Β βHey, stop looking at me like thatβ I donβt like how cute you look.βΒ
8.Β βPlease, stop smiling at me like that. Iβm not sure what will happen if you keep doing that.βΒ
9.Β βI donβt like people, but youβre an exception.βΒ
10.Β βYouβre the only one who gets to call me that, you know.βΒ
11.Β βI crave your affection, but I crave your silence even moreβ shut up.βΒ
12.Β βIs this your way of subtly hinting that you want to hold my hand because itβs quite cute, but Iβm not in the mood to hold your hand.βΒ
13.Β βYouβre talking too much, just shut up and hold me.βΒ
14.Β βEw. Get away from me. Noβ not you. You stay.βΒ
15.Β βHi, Iβve been subtle at hinting that I want your attention all day and you havenβt noticed once and now Iβm pissed.β














