three fingered

78 starters feel free to change gender pronouns content warning: violence

“Hey, it’s a beautiful day, eh?”

“Get off of me! What’s the matter with you?!”

“I’ve been watching you, and I think you’re in serious need of some professional guidance.”

“I’m not going back there again.”

“All you gotta do is learn some moves.”

“This city’s got a beat. You gotta hook into it. And once you get the beat, you can do anything.”

“I hate to break it to ya’, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno.”

“You’re not being fair!”

“You want ‘em? Come and get ‘em!”

“I’m street-wise. I can improvise.”

“Why should I worry? Why should I care?”

“I may not have a dime, but I got street savoir-faire.”

“_____! Stop that racket! I’m trying to watch this show.”

“Oh, tomorrow, tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day and all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death.”

“Hey, _____, whatcha watchin’? Hey, does he get the girl? I mean, what happens?”

“Shut up, you little rodent.”

“Hey, man, this stuff is boring.”

“It’s none of your business, you intrusive little pipsqueak.”

“What we need is some good quality stuff, man.”

“You insulted my pride! That means death!”

“_____’s not gonna be too happy about this.”

“I love a story with food in it.”

“Now, how’d you find this place, _____?”

“Hey, _____. What took you so long?”

“Actually, I’ve got something much better than money.”

“I don’t want your garbage, _____!”

“I don’t think you grasp the severity of the situation.”

“Ya know, _____, I can’t figure out why you’d rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself.”

“Isn’t it rather dangerous to use one’s entire vocabulary in a single sentence?”

“Why don’t you pick on someone your own size?”

“_____, is this us losing our sense of humor?”

“Three sunrises. Three sunsets. Three days, _____.”

“Run along, _____. Your master’s calling.”

“That took a lot of guts.”

“We can use all the help we can get.”

“We’ve got two days to do or die.”

“When you got your pals, you got all you need.”

“You got a lot to learn, and if you don’t learn, you don’t eat.”

“If you’re tough and always use your head, you’ll be right at home on the street.”

“When you got talent, everything is free.”

“You’re gonna see how the best survive. We make an art out of staying alive.”

“If you do just as you’re told, these are streets of gold.”

“You’ll take the town and you’ll take it with style.”

“Why me? Today of all days…”

“You oughta be ashamed of yourself!”

“You were supposed to keep an eye on him, _____!”

“We can’t just take in a stay off the street.”

“Don’t worry, _____. I’ll take care of you.”

“_____ is not going to like this…”

“Girl, we’ve got work to do. Pass me the paint and glue.”

“Perfect isn’t easy, but it’s me.”

“When one knows the world is watching, one does what one must.”

“Sometimes it’s too much for even me.”

“But when all the world says yes, then who am I to say no?”

“Perfection becomes me ne c’est pas.”

“I’m beauty unleashed.”

“I have your hearts and you have my pity.”

“Pretty is nice, but still, it’s just pretty.”

“Wait till you taste this. It’s a secret recipe I just invented.”

“What in heaven’s name are we waiting for?”

“We’ll always be good company, you and me.”

“Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall.”

“Don’t come any closer!”

“What’s the problem, _____? Not good enough for you?”

“Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep!”

“Something’s not quite right here.”

“No, no, you can’t do that! You don’t understand.”

“There’s no time for long goodbyes, but here’s something to remember me by.”

“We risked a lot to get you outta there.”

“What? This place not good enough for you anymore?”

“You wanna leave? Fine! There’s the door.”

“I think there’s hope for you yet.”

“This is your last chance.”

“Stick close, _____. It’s creepy down here.”

“I’m so scared. I don’t know what to do.”

“This has all been very entertaining, but the party is over.”

“_____, darling, could I see you for a moment… privately?”

“wake up [name], you twat.”

“do you want a coke or something?”

“can i carry your books?”

"i like that you’re funny Iooking.”

"oh thank you, you’re so nice.”

"you fancy me?”

"i think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?”

"we’ll miss you, won’t we?”

[ text ] : EAT

"have you always had that mole?”

"i’m respecting. believe me, i’m respecting.”

"you alright? do you want to dance?”

"do you want me to walk you home?”

"we’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?”

“shall i give you head?”

"i’m gonna get an early night. coming to bed?”

"i’ll give you head - that’s friendship.”

“but what about you? you’ve got bigger problems than me.”

"i like your hair.”

"and i’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?”

"i realised something. i’ve been an idiot.”

"and i was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?”

"you’re clever, funny, and … very, very pretty.”

"so i’ll see you around.”

”[name], you came! i mean, cool, i mean … i wasn’t sure you would.”

“do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?”

"i don’t want this to be difficult.”

"did you get beaten up?”

"i want to speak to you, and i think you want to speak to me.”

"kiss me again.”

"come on, i’m taking you for breakfast.”

"happy birthday, mate.”

"there’s something i have to get off my chest and if i don’t, i’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.”

"come to bed with me. please.”

"you’re my best friend, but i really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.”

"see? i remembered your favourite.”

"look, sorry, [name]. but your mum says we gotta take you home.”

"come out. i’ll get you dancing.”

"do i have to gay you now?”

"right, i know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, i think we’re ready, so, er, [name] … i want you to move in with me.”

"let’s talk. fill me in with everything. every little detail.”

"we can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.”

"and i fucking love you.”

"wow! you’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.”

"cheeky.”

"thanks for keeping schtum.”

"hi, i made tea.”

"i brought vodka. was that right?”

"i’ll show you how to do a blowjob.”

"i missed you… i missed you too much.”

"i think you can do anything.”

"it’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.”

"you alright?”

"i know you, [name]. i know you’re lonely. i think you need someone to want you. well, i do want you. so be brave. and want me back!”

"fuck you.”

"can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?”

"this is a once-only charity event, you understand?”

"i bought a fucking gateaux.”

"please. can we start again?”

"facebook really needs to hear about this.”

"you’re very stalkable.”

"i was scared!”

"i am so proud of you.”

"don’t you think you’ve had enough?”

"she’s lovely, isn’t she?”

"you look nice in that dress.”

"you are doing so well, sweetheart.”

"so you’re mental, and i’m useless.”

"so, what are we doing next, mystery girl?”

"i’ll never forget you.”

"hi. i got eggs. we can have eggs, yeah? and red bulls and pain au chocolat.”

"i’d die for you. i love you. i love you so much and it’s killing me.”

"don’t take any crap this time.”

"badass.”

"you’ve totally got, like, ‘fuck me’ eyes, girl. totally ‘fuck me sideways’ eyes.”

"maybe we can go together.”

"don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.”

"i’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.”

"you’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.”

"you’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.”

"you need to sort yourself out.”

"remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?”

"everything is going to be fine, i promise you.”

"hi, you look nice.”

"you may live your life as you want.”

"we’ll do a girls’ night in.”

"you’re a shape-shifter of happiness.”

"it’s not like we’re getting married! it was one dinner!”

"thank you, my henna-handed honcho.”

"i’m sorry. i was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.”

"it’s heavenly.”

"why aren’t you here?”

"i tried to ring you.”

"everything’s better. here you are again.”

"i’ll dance with you.”

"what’s happened to you, [name]?”

"i didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.”

“oh, my god! oh, my god! i’m so glad you came!”

"i promise. everything’s going to be alright.”

        Lily,

                  I woke up &&. the last piece of my heart disappeared                   I opened my eyes &&. I felt it go

a     collection     of     scenarios     that     involve     our     muses     ‘     kissing     ’     .     feel     free     to     specify     ,     or     send     ‘     KISSES     ’     for     me     to     randomly     generate     a     number     .     do     not     copy     &     redistribute     as     your     own     .

01. a soft kiss .

02. a rough kiss .

03. a platonic kiss .

04. a bloody kiss .

05. a desperate kiss .

06. a goodbye kiss .

07. a promised kiss .

08. a dared kiss .

09. a ‘glasgow’ kiss .

10. an eskimo kiss .

11. a forehead kiss .

12. a kiss that leaves a mark .

13. an interrupted kiss .

14. an almost kiss .

15. a reunited kiss .

16. a kiss in the rain .

17. an emotional kiss .

18. a secret kiss .

something real

another feeling that you never feel another reason that you wanna be alive