Lost in Space

"MMMmmmmm fried pig pussy! Once you eat one of these fried pig pussy pork rinds, you’ll never eat another human pussy again! But FUCK human pussy, I fuck dead pigs! You read all about it in Heartburn. How I fucked them dead pigs before I turned em into pork rinds. I couldn’t get no twat from Serenity back then.. she only want DILDOS in her pussytwat. Big, phoney baloney dicks.. but NOW she wants this REAL cock!  Come here Serenity, let’s show these assholes how we fuck.. Let’s show these ASSHOLES how we FUCK! My sweet, sweet Serenity.

*Gratuitous shot of an 80 year old man having sex with a bag of pork rinds from behind.* 

Fuck an umbilical cord out of your phony asshole!  I'll hang a pig with it, while I impregnate you with my 80 year old pork rind deeyack. You'll give birth to a dead pig, and we'll turn him into pork rinds!  I'll eat pork rinds with God! In a land that speaks only with its eyes.No bullshit, no dildos. No FUCKING LAWS! Where the whores can't sell their pussies, or use their twats to GOLD DIG!  A land where us warriors run free with our big dicks out, and our fucking hair wild.