kachow

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

One time I came home from uni very upset and my younger siblings asked what's wrong. I said that mutated flies in our lab escaped because someone broke their jar. I didn't even realise how scary it sounded to them until I saw their faces lmao. I was upset because we were short on said flies (they don't reproduce very well) and my siblings thought that some crazy radioactive fly monsters escaped and we are all fucked now. Love being a mad scientist in their eyes lowkey

hey bestie you forgot the poll

I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.

sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

Hey op kinda buried the lead. This isn't just some illustration. ITS THE ABSTRACT.

one musruum..

do you guys think dan and phil ever forget which one they are

Find me. I'm like pages. You gotta find me. Woah mama

wtf.... wheek wheek wheek