yknow those big green dudes

divine right of mayors...

Kramer: will you STOP IT man?? you’re a slave to the APPARATUS! Its…its…its PERVERSE

Every time someone says "ingredients" I say "ingredience" in response and then I realize I just sound like I repeated them because it sounds the fucking same out loud

God I hate these fucking floating monoliths. They always go, like, 10mph below the speed limit and if you try to pass them they just fucking distort reality around them until you're back behind them again. One of them cut me off on the highway once and when I honked it banished me to a hoary netherworld where I wandered, lost and alone, for untold centuries, trapped in the liminal space between what could have been and what never was, black stars dotting the bright infinity yawning out around me as I drove out of thought and time, through endless ruined cities and blighted lands unmarked by the sun's cold rays, and when I finally got out I was more than 20m late for my dentist appointment and they had to reschedule me.

we’ve finally created The Torment Nexus from classic novel “Dont Create The Torment Nexus”!

look at our new creation, the Marco Torment Nexus from the acclaimed novel "Marco Hates the Torment Nexus"!