Wowie!

I’m having a stroke

Huh, must've been the wind

Don't do this to me, I have followed this tumblr since I was 12 (I should not have been on tumblr at 12 but I am now 21...crazy) and now I feel like crying

''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

You did the best you could with all you had and knew. That was then. Here is now

u ever wake up from a dream like “damn i guess i’m not coping with THAT as well as i thought i was”

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

this is how we should generate power for cities

contextual storytelling from that sign in the back

muttering "the hamsters control the wheels" as i wander around like a blind medieval soothsayer

What about Homestuck.

Homestucks aren’t sorry.

Children born when this post was made will be in the sixth grade this year

Children born when this post was made are now allowed to create a tumblr account.

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

I feel like this is something @theshitpostcalligrapher would write.

no no this one is a @carpe-aurore, I do chunkier scripts and she does a copperplate that would slay this

LMFAO hell yeah give biscuit 2000 notes. why the fuck not. are you seeing this professor? are you seeing what my “failed” experiment has achieved

i want to turn off reblogs for this post but it’d feel like taking biscuit out back and shooting him in the head. so instead i just hover my cursor over the button like i’m gently tensing my finger against the trigger of my 4 gauge shotgun while biscuit is staring at me with his soulful lack of eyes