Oh. You Again.

i’m too high for this

I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need to nap

reblog the Don Draper of getting a job he’s unqualified for and you’ll have 10 years of getting jobs you’re unqualified for

why does using someone’s name in conversation feel so intimate, like the way a touch feels gentle as someone is fixing ur hair or brushing out a stray strand

someone: *uses my name to address me* me: oh my God, i am a physical entity… …..

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

Holy shit

That wasn’t an impression John Mulaney possessed him

Stop littering!!

I’m still not over this, THIS is what big dick energy means

Photovoltaic bricks and glass are one of my favorite technological advancements and I can’t wait to see buildings covered in the stuff.

AHHH PERÚ DID THAT!!!