Safe As Life

Gansey: What did you think when you saw Ronan?

Ronan: Sorry it's by accident.

Adam: It's still there?

Ronan: Yeah, the whole gang. Parrish included...

Gansey: Loving you with my eyes.

Ronan: We've been dating for less than a year.

Gansey: I did, I broke it.

Ronan: No you didn’t. Maggot?

Blue: Don’t look at me, look at Adam.

Adam: What! I didn’t break it.

Blue: Hah, that’s weird. How did you even know it’s broken?

Adam: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken… 

Blue: suspicious.

Adam: No it’s not.

Noah: If it’s important, probably not, but Henry was the last one to use it.

Henry: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!

Noah: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Henry: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that Czerny!

Gansey: Okay, okay, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it Ronan.

Ronan: No, who broke it?

Adam (whispering): Babe, Declan’s been awfully quiet.

Declan: Really?

Adam: Yeah really!

Everyone: *Dissolves into incomprehensible squabbling*

~Later On~

Ronan: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict five minutes from now they’ll all be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig’s head on a stick.

Ronan: it'd be annoying and gross and i wouldn't want to hear about it

Adam: What if I said it was you.

Ronan: ..

Ronan: ...

Adam: Well, just recently i’ve learned that you refer to me and Ronan as “Pynch” and I don’t like that.

Gansey: Oh I got it, but what I was going for was, you know…. How is your life?

*Earlier that day*

Gansey: ...

Blue: ...

Henry: ...

Noah: ...