You right, you right. I’ll be here to fulfill my duties like a faithful zaddy. I am just astonished at the fact that I’m being treated well, this is phenomenal.

zaddy?! zaddy?! oh my god, what an honor. let me ju—. i’ma die right here.

@onthelo: the whole damn world, Lo! got to let them know.

@rxcnne: [writes a poem about how much i love you bc you’re the best.]

Tracey sat in the corner admiring herself in her compact mirror, “Well, update.. I’m still cute, eh-heh!”

Tracey immediately smiled as she heard the familiar voice and pulled out her Soulja Boy shades, “You know it’s me! I had to bless everybody with the presence of an icon.”

Tracey chewed on her bottom lip that was coated in lip-gloss as she entered the crowded club scene and made her way past the various people that lit up the dark atmosphere. She took the nearest seat at the bar and decided to order herself a drink, receiving it before making her way over to the dancing crowd to join them as she shouted above the music playing, “It’s lit, ‘ayyyy!”

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shake that ass like, BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!!

I just want to suck a dick at this point.

@bombshellbelle: ‘AYYYYYY, SOULJA GWORL! WHAT’S CRACKIN’?

“W’sup, w’sup? What we doing?”

“AND ALL THESE BITCHES WANT YOUNG CARTER, YOUNG CARTER, THE FIRE FLAME THE FIRE STARTER, NEED WATER!” Tracey rapped loudly as she hit the sturdiest milly rock y’all have EVER seen.