Travisdeste

she call me auntie biotic the way my penis illin

I will pay $100 if you let me interact

yes

ok

Why's there a sliced salmon in the background?

i literally haven't been normal since i saw a bunch of twitter users referring to character death as 'the death trope'. like girls that is called death. from real life

me every morning: wow i'm doing the waking up trope and the breakfast trope

if someone told me their pronouns were attack/helicopter I would just use them

if attack's serious then attack's probably the funniest person on earth. if not then attack'll have to tell you attacks actual pronouns. there's no losing

oven finished preheating between posts

the prase "CD" is a reference to the compact disk

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Funny how his name is Neil Armstrong when if you think about it, to niel you dont arm strong you strong neil in the strong on the ground strong niel