#TravelTorment

Watching a gate agent put the smack down on someone who tried to board before their group.

When the hotel TV doesn't have a sleep timer button

Boarding group 2 bitches. Step aside.

Desperately trying to get into the taxi line before everyone else from my flight

When I am ravenous at the hotel but only have enough energy to walk to the vending machine

Turbulance after 3 cocktails

When I swipe a second cookie at Doubletree check-in

When more than 2 people crowd into the galley to wait in line for the bathroom and we lose track of who is next

Getting into my apartment after a week on the road

After 12 hours of meetings and a mandatory team dinner

Me waiting on an upgrade at the gate

When is says "see counter" on the Preferred board at Avis

When I get seated amongst a pack of douchey consultants who are traveling together