What did you do?

Finally: ethical drunk driving

My incredibly bleak philosophy of compassion is that we should all pity each other horribly and practice an according amount of kindness.

theyre currently talking about making a week where im not fucking tired. but it's too impractical and will never happen

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

thank you so much adblockers. thank you. I love you. thank you so much

the thing about growing up with siblings in an abusive household is that ultimately you're each other's jail wardens and whipping boys and that does things to you no matter how much you sincerely love each other and understand why it happened the way it did and wish you could have been big and strong enough to save both of you

it's just inevitably going to be difficult to reconcile the love you feel for the other half of a bear trap clamped around both your legs. is the thing.

ever since i was a little girl i always knew i wanted to be a dead person

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up