@anaspeaks I think you’re a better aim with one eye now.
@dvaspeaks someone’s gonna mistake you for a playboy bunny and it won’t be fun.
@doomfisttspeaks for someone with such a big body you’d think you’d have a big brain too.
@genjispeaks you look like a shitty action figure that some poor kid scribbled all over.
@hanzospeaks your hair makes you look like a puffer fish.
@junkratspeaks I sometimes think you’ve lost more than just a leg and arm.
@mccreespeaks John Wayne wants his career back, also you need to stop rolling on the ground, people are giving you looks.
@mercyspeaks sometimes I think you have a couple syringes of something else in your desk.
@moiraspeaks cut your nails, you’re not making it as a good lesbian.
@bastionspeaks I can deal with a bird chirping my head off but I don’t need an omnic to do it too.
@reaperspeaks what’s with the skull mask? Also, you’re wasting so much money tossing your guns away after a single use.
@soldier76speaks I roasted you once I’ll do it again, just because you know how to text now that doesn’t mean you’re an old dog who can still learn tricks, you’re just slow.
@widowmakerspeaks what’s the bullets to headshots ratio?
@roadhogspeaks if you keep crushing those fans to your head you’ll end up crushing what’s left of your brain.
@tracerspeaks does Emily get annoyed of your talking too?
@reinhardtspeaks I’ll have to create you something so your brain can function without oxygen.
@winston-speaks How was the circus? Meet any lions? Clowns?
@zaryaspeaks how many steroids do you take daily?
@luciospeaks your music deafens as well as heals.
@zenyattaspeaks how many balls CAN you juggle? Just curious, you’ve been cowardly before, maybe you just carry the balls around to seem a little bit more brave.
@athenaxspeaks I heard Alexa lost her voice, when are you?
@lynxseventeen-speaks like I said to Hana, you’re gonna mistaken for a playboy bunny, but more emphasis on the bunny
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