I am just carbon and bad timing.

Wow I have never related to something more in my LIFE

Jade started SWINGING

The duck got me

We not gone talk about how she just spit like that tho

Anyway moral of the story is be nice but don’t be too nice

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

wlw concept: my girlfriend and i are laying in bed. i lean in real close, whispering like i’m going to tell her something important. i then proceed to tell her the absolute worst pun she’s ever heard, and she immediately shoves me out of bed. i’m still laughing when i hit the floor. we’re in love.

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

my whole life

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no offense but if ur reading this u should go eat some fruit and drink some water ok i love u