REAL FAKE.

I have to admit the reason I'm not referring to her by name is that I'm not entirely sure what it is.

A-83's codewright knows my vessel isn't made for consumption and decided that I should be allowed to decorate her birthday cake, since I can't partake in it otherwise.

So having a personal relationship with Vriska is... Some kind of countermeasure to growth? Is that what I'm hearing?

It seems I've found myself distracted by less annoying parties.

While Jae is busy being a true to sort bitchboy on main, you’ll all be glad to hear that I, on the other hand, am doing things with my life.

What do you want.

Waiting for the walk light is the most involved in a socially mandated community effort I’ve been as of late. I need to start picking up roadside litter or something.

I wonder if I’ll have a birthday this year.

Same age...