Avid Pokémon Trainer

(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao

#by convincing them that they’ll be reviled no matter what they do

#learning how to change involves leaving confort zones

Phew! Here it is folks, cobbled together from two weeks worth of free time. I don’t really know what to say, so I’ll just hope it’s as fun to read and look thru as it was to make.

<3

Doesn’t mean you can see the colors

Despite the best efforts of everyone involved, something truly nasty escaped Earth. They call it giardia, a microscopic organism that their Planetary Protection Officer called “pretty dumb” and “not too bad, really, a week of digestive upset and then it’s over.”

Yes, Earth has a Planetary Protection Officer. They have a Planetary Protection Office, and have had one since they were sending probes around their own solar system. Doctor Ma-et had found it a bit silly, like a child concerned about the cleanliness of their toys, until she learned that the job of the Planetary Protection Office had always been protecting other worlds from Earth.

Alien: We have a very dedicated humanology department in our learning hives.

Human: Humanology?

Alien: you know, the study of humans and their habits--

Human: ohhh, cool, we call them anthropologists here.

Alien: ......