TrapMasta Zilla

What a man what a man what a mighty good man

GOAT ✊🏾✊🏾

I love this man and his wife

I need a baby for Obama to love on!

my parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying

reblog if you too are scared to drink anything but water when someone takes you out to eat

My parents raised me to only take someone somewhere that I can afford the most expensive thing on their menu.

Khaled’s misogyny aside for a second but who doesn’t like eating pussy jfc

My husband said Russian men think it’s gay

Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?

In psychology they’re called “transitional objects” and they help the neurobiological process of helping children learn to internalize the experience of being loved and cared for, which is an essential part of learning to regulate your emotions.  They are REALLY important.

I wonder what it means psychologically that I’ve started getting a few more for myself?

Well, there’s a process we call “re-parenting yourself” where you give yourself the love you missed out on in childhood, and thereby start to heal the pain you’ve carried since then.  And using childhood comfort objects can be part of that.

Oh..

Oh my god…

In the year of the lord 2018 our grown asses start healing.

This makes me feel less bad for being an adult that still sleeps with a teddy bear. My parents tease me about it but they never took any comfort items away from me.

in 2018 we start opressing people who like their hot chocolate with water

if youre lactose intolerant you can stay but youre on fucking thin ice

I eat the powder straight from the pack

Hey do you know how horrible what you just said was

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“ 

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

@justhere4coffee thank you! Wanted it to be as quick a transformation as possible!

I love this

Omg

oh my god

snapchat on sale $15/M  or $65 for LIFETIME for the first 20 people who write me! I only accept cash app! will be back to $25/M and $100 for lifetime after!

Last chance!

its illegal to be cuter than me

We’re all going to jail then