in your mother's bed ♡

(has a tummyache but doesn't want to ruin my air of gothic mystique) there is a deep pain welling inside me

mind if I come over and behave somewhat like a scared animal before I adjust

patience is such a compelling dynamic in relationships sorryyy it’s the peak of romance to me

“i’m not ready” “i’ll wait” and i’ll be in shambles

once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back

this website is too fucking easy you make a post about transgender gay sex or the skull and people black out and hit reblog

Please don't make me choose

This is fucked up. You're fucked up.

Well this is awkward...

Woah mama it's my own specter

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....

NEVER get into anything thats heavy on color symbolism bro . for months you will not be able to look at the color blue without instantly thinking of Squingle Dinglus

so many amazing words in the english language. you have clandestine and precarious and serendipity and iconoclast and then you also have staunch and sludge and slurp and smudge

honestly the boundaries between friendship and romance don’t really matter that much like at all if everyone involved is ok with it

like most of what is and isn’t romance is cultural/constructed anyways... you can take and leave what you want with it as long as you maintain boundaries. does that make sense

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly