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About: It's Perpetua's first sermon and he goes missing. Brother Andrei is sent to fetch him.
Rating: Mostly safe, contains swearing
Characters: Papa V Perpetua, Brother of Sin OC
Misc: Church is called The Ministry of Ghost. Perpetua's a vampire.
It’s a very special day for the Ministry of Ghost. The newly anointed Papa V Perpetua is to give his first public sermon. Unlike the previous papas, he didn’t have a proper coronation. Rumor has it that Frater Imperator didn’t bother giving him one. This was to make up for it. Since the early morning, staff had been running around, getting the cathedral ready. And no staff was as busy as the ushers.
The ushers are the real heart of the church. They provided cleanliness, organization, security, and above all else, a welcoming aura. And to be an usher for the Ministry, one must go above and beyond. Especially, one who is the Head Usher.
Brother Andrei, and their can of Monster, made sure that all would go according to plan. The temperature of the place to be at a comfortable degree, extra seating being provided for the overflow of devotees, that the acolytes were provided with candles, wafers, and incense, plenty of pamphlets and music sheets to give out, having security ghouls escort the new papa upon his arrival, etc. And all with the most positive attitude they could muster.
After all was said and done, and their clipboard covered in check marks, Andrei decided to patrol the perimeters. As much as they wanted to attend the sermon, they felt it best to go get some fresh air. There’s always next time. Right now, they just wanted to clear their mind and relax.
Until their walkie-talkie began to make noise.
They hoped it was nothing big that needed attention as they took the device off their belt loop.
“S-Sir, we have a situation,” a voice spoke.
“What’s the matter?” they asked.
“Uh, well, the new Papa. He’s, uh…”
“What? The cushion on the throne too flat? Too much sunlight? Don’t tell me he went through all the blood bags already…”
“No, none of that! He’s-” the voice was cut off by another coming through.
“BROTHER ANDREI!”
Oh no. It’s Frater Imperator.
“WHERE’S THAT FUCKING IDIOT?!” he shouted.
“…Who?”
“THAT BROTHER OF MINE!”
“Oh. First off, calm the fuck down.”
“…My apologies.”
“Thank you. Second, I honestly don’t know. I literally saw, with my own eyes, the ghouls escorting him inside the place.”
“It’s been ten minutes and there is no papa at the helm! I need you to find him!”
“I see… Okay, I’ll have my team sniff him out immediately. Is that all?”
“Yes and hurry! I am counting on you as Dux Portero!”
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Andrei should’ve known better than to let their guard down for a second. There had to be a bump in the road. And from this new papa of all people! Why did Frater wait that long to give them the heads up? They should cut him some slack. He’s still getting used to his new position, plus the addition of a new brother.
It didn’t take long for the ghouls to sniff out Perpetua. Andrei was surprised when they reported he was hiding in a coat closet of all places. Thankfully, he wasn’t crawling on the ceilings or hiding in the crypts. Once Andrei arrived, they gently shooed the ghouls away, assuring them that they could handle it from here. They picked up their walkie.
“Hey Frater, you there?”
“Did you find him?” he asked.
“Yes, Sir. On our way, ASAP.”
“I knew you could do it! Bravo!”
“Give your applause to the ghouls, please.”
Attaching the walkie back to the belt loop, Andrei stared at the door for a moment. It just hit them that this will be their first time meeting Perpetua. They had been busy with the preparations, there was no chance to introduce themselves properly. Only viewing him from afar. What could he be like? They say he’s Frater’s twin. Same personality, perhaps? Is that even possible from being separated for so long?
They looked over their outfit. Were they decent? No stains to be seen. Hair kept in a neat bun. Glasses are smudge-free, their name tag easy to read. Being on the heavy side, they were afraid the clothes might look tight on them. No way. They looked fine. Andrei hugged their clipboard as they cleared their throat. Here we go!
“Papa V Perpetua?” Andrei knocked on the door. “Your dark excellency?”
A noise was heard. Something hit the floor.
“I apologize if the ghouls startled you in any way,” Andrei continued. “I also apologize that we are meeting like this. I am Brother Andrei, head usher for the Ministry. Frater has told me you are running late. So, I’m here to escort you back.”
No response.
“Please? Your sinful patrons are waiting for you.”
Still nothing. Andrei shrugged and pulled their phone out. They set a timer for five minutes. Looking at their notifications, Frater sent them a text. It said he was going to stall the crowd until they got there. That’s something at least. Andrei set a thumbs up and started to scroll through the social medias. When the timer went off, they put their phone away.
“Okay, Papa. We really should get going,” they said.
Perpetua still hadn’t come out of the closet. Andrei felt a joke of some sort, but couldn’t come up with it at the moment.
Most of the time, Andrei can be patient. It’s one of their valued qualities as a worker, and what helped them get employed at the Ministry.
Patience is a virture, but this isn’t a Catholic church.
“Pardon my mannerisms, Papa,” Andrei began, their tone slightly annoyed. “I really don’t have time for this and you got people waitin’!”
With that, they grabbed the handle and flung the door open. A startled hiss came out. There stood Perpetua, dressed in his new vestments. Andrei thought Frater had the shiniest vestments. That’s no longer true. Perpetua could barely fit in there and was crouching. Gloved hands gripping onto his mitre. When they looked up at him, his eyes locked with theirs.
Andrei’s annoyance melted away, now replaced with unease. His eyes continued to pierce into theirs, like he was examining their soul. They remembered the feeling. It was the same one when they first met Frater as a cardinal. It’s that white eye, Satan’s eye. Perpetua finally broke contact for a moment to look Andrei over, his nose wrinkling. When he looked away, their shoulders relaxed as they exhaled. They hadn’t realized they were holding in their breath.
“So, uh, let’s go?”
Perpetua shook his head no, and sinked further into the closet as best he could.
Oh, right. Andrei mentally slapped themselves. They should’ve known better. Papa or not, his head was probably not in the right head space.
“I’m sorry. You feelin’ nervous?”
Perpetua looked at them and nodded.
“That’s okay. Uh, is it ‘cuz of Frater?”
He shook his head no.
“The higher clergy people?”
No.
“Afraid of messin’ up?”
A shrug.
“Or… you afraid they won’t like you?”
His pointed ears perked up at those words. He nodded, hands really squeezing the mitre now.
“I see.”
Andrei got as close as they thought they were permitted.
“Well… Can’t know for sure ‘til it’s done, right?” Andrei started. “I’m sure they’re gonna like you. That new single of yours really helped boost your popularity! If that helps,” they shrugged.
“...”
“I… I really liked it!” they admitted.
“… You did?” His first words.
“Oh shit, you can talk! I mean… Yeah, I loved it!”
Perpetua’s grip loosened some as he took in their words. Looking over their face, he could feel they were being genuine, and could hear how fast their heart was beating.
“And… my appearance in the video?” he asked softly.
“Huh? Sorry, I’m hard of hearin’.”
“The video. Was my appearance liked too?” he spoke up.
“Oh absolutely! It’s all everyone’s been talkin’ about,” they smiled.
Finally, Perpetua stepped out, with Andrei moving back to give space. They’re used to being short, but seeing him straightened up, they were surprised at how tall he was. About the same height as Frater, maybe an inch taller. Could be the shoes, though.
“Brother Andrei, is it?” he asked, looking down at them.
“Yes, Sir.”
“Andrei… I’m sorry for keeping everyone waiting, especially you,” he started. “I’ve had to deal with a lot of things lately. New residence, new family, new position… It can be a lot at times. I find my tongue being held by an imp of some kind,” he chuckled.
They nodded, and scratched the back of their head.
“I’m not sure what to say to that. I get not likin’ change, but it’s a natural thing,” they said. “You were chosen for this path for a reason.”
They smiled at him.
“Satan sees potential in you. A papa once said, “The Dark One believes in us just as we believe in him.” Not sure if I quoted that correctly, but the statement stands. The congregation believes in you, Papa. And so do I!”
A lump formed in Perpetua’s throat, but he swallowed it. He reached for Andrei’s free hand. Lifting it up to his lips, he planted a kiss. Andrei couldn’t help but blush, hoping he wouldn’t notice. A mark was left.
“Thank you, Andrei! Your lovely words have touched me,” he smiled at them. “I feel like I can face my new flock with ease now.”
“I-It’s nothin’, really,” they chuckled shyly. “How ‘bout we get goin’?”
“Of course, my dear,” he smiled, kissing their hand again.
Once Andrei gently pulled away, Perpetua put on his headpiece.
“How do I look?” he asked.
As they looked him over, Andrei felt a slight tingle down their spine. They began to have thoughts, very bloody thoughts. But, those can be saved for another time.
“You look exquisite, Papa,” they bowed.
At last, Andrei’s mission was complete. Not only were they able to escort Perpetua back, they helped melt away his nerves in their own way. Despite being very late, everyone welcomed him with open arms! The sermon was a success. The high clergy seemed impressed and Frater didn’t lose his head, for now. It was times like these that reminded Andrei the number one duty of a Ghost usher: to make someone feel like they belonged here. And what an impression they left on Perpetua.
A very special impression.
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The ghost portrait series has been updated 😌 I do so miss having so many photos of rituals to look through though 🥲 I just have to sit and hope they’ll come to canada later 💔
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Missilia Amori being played live. Papa V with his claws. And when it gets to that part "Wherever you may hide away!" He scans the crowd, then makes eye contact with you. You feel a chill. "I'm gonna hunt you down!" Eyes still on you, he gets as close as possible. "Wherever you may hide away, I'm gonna hunt you down!" A claw pointing at you, as he smiles. That same smile from the Lachryma video.
Credit to @moonlightbewitched for adding in the smile
Because I need to ramble or else I’ll explode, here’s my review of each song on the album. Rating with skulls. Five skulls being the highest and one skull being the lowest. These are my opinions. Will contain vulgar language. If you continue, you have accepted the incoherent ramblings of a mad bat.
1. Peacefield
First time I heard it, I thought it was an okay song. The second time around… The chorus is beautiful, like going to church. Well, a Satanic one in this case. It’s a song of reassurance. Yes, these are dark times, but we will get through. And Papa has his hand out for you to hold. The song had me tearing up.
Rating: 5 Skulls
2. Lachryma
Immediate hook. It’s giving so much 80’s horror vibes. I can see people making music videos with horror movie clips to this song. Hell, even Scooby-Doo! Can’t properly explain how much I love this song. I need it injected into my veins. The official music video itself is so hypnotic. I can’t stop watching Papa (I’m fixated on his teeth) and the Ghouls.
Rating: 5 Skulls
3. Satanized
An even more immediate hook, if that makes sense! What can I say that hasn’t already been said? Instant hit. It’s one that can be interpreted in any way, especially with a line such as “I have begged God for the remedy, but I’m no longer sure!” So addicting. I think they somehow put crack in it. I never get tired of replaying it. Need to work on my dance moves for my ritual.
Rating: 5 Skulls
4. Guiding Lights
I may have been influenced by the alleged fact that it was supposed to be for a specific, heart-breaking scene in Arcane Season 2. Sorrow, frustration, a plea for answers, having to watch someone make a choice you know isn’t right. The vocals in the last chorus are sooooooo good! Peacefield is a tear starter, but Guiding Lights has me sobbing. “The road that leads to nowhere is long…”
Rating: 5 Skulls
5. De Profundis Borealis
“The song was always intended to sound, eh, I guess in a way uh kinda like a black metal song. [He faces the camera] I know it’s not a black metal song, so you don’t have to fucking get going!” – Tobias Forge, for Metal Hammer
I have very little experience with black metal, but I think I heard it! As a song about regret, the lyrics sell it. It starts off calmly, then whirls you into a storm. The ending is very haunting. Not sure what else to say. It’s an enjoyable song.
Rating: 4 Skulls
6. Cenotaph
The beginning is definitely interesting. I wasn’t sure where it was gonna go, ha-ha! A memorial song. A reminder that even though those who have passed are gone physically, they still live on within us. I have lost a couple loved ones, so this song is a nice listen when I don’t wanna be sad from Life Eternal. “Wherever I go, you’re always there riding next to me.”
Rating: 3 Skulls
7. Missilia Amori
This song is a literal soundgasm. I don’t care that that’s not a real word. DID I HEAR CORRECTLY? WERE THOSE MOANS??? I need this song to fuck me, fill me. Papa V can come hunt me down and do whatever. If he shows me his, you bet your ass I’m showing him mine. I have nothing but horny thoughts. This is a hate fuck song and I love it.
Rating: 5 Skulls, plus the Eggplant and Water Drops emojis
8. Marks Of The Evil One
This song definitely gives off older Ghost vibes with the lyrics, like if Opus had been done in this time period. If that’s what you’re looking for, this song is for you. With the arrival of the Four Horsemen, there is the fear of the marks of the Evil One. A very catchy song! I find myself bobbing my head to it a lot.
Rating: 4 Skulls
9. Umbra
Alright! We’re fucking again! The intro should sound very familiar to Ghost fans. Didn’t expect to get fucked by two songs on this album! The imagery of the altar, candles, and shadows. The guitar solos coming together as one. Same feelings as with Missilia Amori. “Stripped of sin, deep within, I will make you my angel.” Dear Satan, the chill that went up my spine!
Rating: 4.5 Skulls- I’ll give it a full 5 if Papa can come put his love in me
10. Excelsis
“Go live your lives, god damn it.” – Tobias Forge, for Metal Hammer
At first listen, I thought it was an okay song. There’s parts of it that I felt could’ve been reworked more. I don’t know. I’m not a professional. Now that I’ve had the chance to hear it on repeat… Like Peacefield, I want to tear up. We’re alive now, and we need to live as much as we can. Do as much as we can. Love as much as we can. A song that pulls at my heartstrings. From now on, not a song I’d want to put on repeat in my everyday life, but when I’m in need of a reminder to live. Funny how this is a song about not needing to focus too much on that we’re gonna die, and it’s the last song of the album. “This is the end of the avenue. I am afraid of eternity, too.” Damn.
Rating: A generous 3 Skulls
Overall Album Review
Skeleta seems to be a soundtrack to a play/opera/etc, and I say that as a compliment. Peacefield and Excelsis are a great beginning and ending. Though not so Satanic as what’s expected of Ghost albums, the style for this album works. It’s focusing more on one’s emotional side. Our ups and downs. Inner demons. Huh, maybe it is Satanic after all, ha-ha! Papa V and the Ghouls are the actors and do a phenomenal job. As always, you can hear Tobias’s inspirations in his music, which I always welcome with open arms.
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